Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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  • clairkateg
    Funny & wholesome
    Love listening to you two every week and your dynamic. It feels like I’m sitting in on an older sibling chat that’s serving some tea, making me laugh, and giving me some good advice!
  • SharonlovesKevin
    Love
    The funniest most enjoyable podcast. No notes, love them together.
  • karylannestewart
    One of my favorite weekly podcasts
    Love the rebrand!
  • heide jay
    I wanted to like this…
    I’ve tried really hard to like this podcast but Des and Hannah lack chemistry. Huge fan of Hannah but the fake laugh makes me cringe. She’s probably trying to compensate for his serious demeanor. It’s as if he has a sense of moral superiority.
  • MammaV15
    Obsessed with these two
    New listener but I’m so pleasantly surprised! Great advice and very insightful. Nice to hear a male perspective on the emotional side of things. They have great chemistry and are so thoughtful in their responses.
  • dravey Y
    Love the emotional side of this show
    I really love this show. Beautiful balance between real life emotions and humor. Hannah and Dez strike the perfect balance between being vulnerable themselves, sharing emotional things from listeners and being HILARIOUS in their advice. It really is a magical combo of a successful podcast. Separately I heard a couple times Dez insultes the realness or fakeness of religions and hopefully that is not a requirement for the show to continue. It is not ok to say any aspect of any religion is not real. ❤️
  • nickname2639
    love you guys
    you guys give the most relevant and helpful advice. the breakup advice on dialer dilemmas really hit close to home and was just what i needed to hear. thank you for doing what you do ❤️❤️❤️
  • Lilly I.
    10/10 couple 10/10 podcast
    i love the pod so much, hannah and des are SO funny and perfect together, i love hannah on her own, i love hannah with paige, and now im loving hannah with des, the banter is so fun, hannah is living her best life getting to interact with the dialers more!!! i love the way y'all pick messages and respond but i will say give us more!!
  • A.M.Y.S.O
    Love you two
    Love when Dez tries to talk like Hannah. You two are amazing. Love that you have your own apartments. <3
  • Brittany Corrigan
    No notes
    Literally love 10/10 Every week I have something I want to say but I cannot figure out for the life of me what the # to call is and what the prompt will be for the next week 😭 will y’all pls put it in the description of the show or som bc I want to participate bc I’m fully obsessed P.s. obviously this is a user error bc loads of people call in but pls help a sister outttt ❤️
  • Emilylavamp
    The best
    Obsessed with this pod - Hannah, you are all of us…all of us are you. I’ve never had someone understand the sock thing 10/10 stars
  • okducray
    So good!
    I’ve been listo it since ep1 and it’s one of the best shows. The banter between the des and Hanna is great! I love it
  • Engprofft
    Carpod
    Did Hannah have a retainer in her mouth? I know that Invisalign plan. 😎
  • courtneygiggler
    My new obsession
    As quoted in the New York Times “A genius podcast with unmatchable hilarity” because the banter between Des and Hannah is so real and hilarious each episode becomes more addicting. The dopamine hit I didn’t know I needed and now fiend for weekly, this is my newest obsession.
  • Disneyfreak21
    Epic
    100/10 listen every week
  • Danaree2
    Amazing balls
    You guys are so entertaining! 🫶🏻
  • Not a bot, NYC dweller
    Giggler checking in
    Came here from the giggle verse, glad to discover this pod to add to the rotation
  • produceroftheexecutives
    breaking bones
    broke my wrist in september and the struggles i had would not be wished upon my worst enemy. thinking of u zaddy
  • speakfearlessly
    Absolutely Love
    I’m obsessed with this podcast. I love the back and forth conversation between Des and Hannah and love hearing from callers. Constantly laughing out loud.
  • nikkiiiffff0
    10/10
    I came here to specifically let Des know that you guys talking in the beginning is actually the best part. Love the pod & yall 🫶🏼
  • cmb3087
    I love Hannah and Des
    Funny duo lots of hahas good for brain health
  • Phonenumberplez
    Where is the phone number!!!
    Can’t find the phone number!!!!
  • Magz Mo
    Love y’all’s love!!
    I genuinely enjoy listening to the two of y’all laugh at one another. You can hear the love! My bf has a running note on his phone of jokes he’d do in his own standup and I’m with him so much, I can’t give him the satisfaction of a laugh 😂 people think he’s so hilarious. So I love the way yall love eachother and think the other is the funniest person. Love yalls love 🥹
  • KS0914
    Funny but needs work
    Des stop interrupting Hannah! You talk too much! The editing needs some work! I’ve listened to all the episodes and some stories are cut out. I love this podcast and recommend it to everyone but it definitely needs some work.
  • breaannee
    Loved it before Dez joined
    I don’t know why she felt like she needed to add him to the mix on the show permanently? She was hilarious and entertaining without him. He just isn’t that funny and I don’t think people tuning in are there for his input.
  • Teewastaken
    My new podcast binge
    Ok I cannot stop listening ever since I hit play. Came as a bravo girlie & stayed after confirming zaddies love a tennis team millennial in Tempe (come back!) Also my boyfriend recently began a dinner date with “so your message didn’t make the Berner Phone episode this week” I did not even know he listened lolol ok bye!
  • Elle_Van
    Annoyed but still listen
    Let’s see how many times Hannah’s husband starts his response to her with the word “no” followed by a subtly condescending explanation. Sometimes he says no, then just repeats the exact same thing she said. Like are you even listening, sir?
  • kdifjrndkqls
    Laugh crying
    That is all
  • 😵‍💫 Sky
    !
    Only thing you're missing, is the phone number to call! I haven't found it ANYWHEREEEE 😅
  • k💗🤟🏼
    loveee
    i’m more and more obsessed with every episode i listen to, i love the variety of topics from funny pet peeves to best life advice and no matter the topic you guys make me laugh! this podcast brightens my day
  • onnie 517
    Fun and funny!
    I really enjoy the podcast, and I've been listening to all the episodes. One criticism- hopefully constructive- the editing could be a bit better. Des, am also Gen X, Irish American, grew up in Brooklyn, so I get the context of your experience. I also love Hannah and all of your content. Keep up the good work guys! Bye bye bye bye bye bye
  • cher bebe
    Let Des speak
    It is so irritating…you don’t interrupt Paige
  • Sam sam blah blah
    Sam
    First watched Summer House and loved Hannah; listen to Giggly Squad and love Hannah; now onto Berner phone and OBSESSED with Hannah and Des. Sincerely, a girl who also looks like she might not brush her hair.
  • Hayhayhay66
    Shorten the intro
    Hannah and Des just ONE note - please get to the voice notes quicker! 30 minutes in and we hadn't heard a single dialer 😫
  • Miss.Lee <3
    Little Devils
    Love the rebrand! And love the banter between Des and Hannah so so good
  • terrysmerry
    Troy giggler
    Hannah & des love the pod can’t wait to giggle live front row for your show in Troy 😁
  • Rachel Ev.
    Surprisingly good
    This has to be one of the best podcasts. I don’t think I even like Hannah or Dez…but together, I can’t get enough! So f’ing good 👍
  • tammysellscars
    Love her energy!
    Found you from Chelsea Handler's show! Love your energy and quick wit!
  • Jog cogs
    the best
    i love you hannah please have a show in st. louis
  • KattN280
    A laugh out loud pod
    Have always loved Hannah and watching her journey through summer house, berning and bell, giggly squad and always loved any content ft Dez. These two are hilarious together I'm constantly laughing out loud at their banter. You can feel the love through the pod and I feel like we're all hanging in their living room with Butter chatting whenever I listen
  • danielle6pond
    Des 🫠
    So, I really like Hannah. I hate that I feel this way about her husband but Des seems like he can’t stand her. He comes of as if he’s somehow beneath this all even though she’s significantly more relevant. I haven’t enjoyed the last few episodes because he’s borderline rude!
  • hallie burke
    ‘Girls’ when it’s women
    Hannah - ily bestie but plz stop referring to women as ‘girls’. It’s infantilizing and a lil creepy. Love ya!
  • Memepehe
    Des
    I like the podcast and I like both of them. But sometimes Des acts like he is above Hannah- like she’s an idiot, always cutting her off and belittling her or acting annoyed. I cringed multiple times listening this week because of it.
  • Cloie C.
    Hilarious, solid interviews!
    I found this podcast before binging Summer House and all of Giggly Squad. Hannah is super funny and I love her interview style. She does a great job at weaving in her commentary without dominating the conversation. Great show! Love the new format too, Des is hilarious and they have wonderful chemistry.
  • itsMur_duhh
    Updating review!
    I went from a 3 star to 5 star review since Des joined. Love the banter and his strong opinions. Keep it coming you two, it’s a really fun pod.
  • 125,$!&'vif?$!(&hgj
    Berner conversion therapy
    I’ve been slowly trying to convert my husband into being a Giggler by showing him snippets of the show at a time. Our favorite past time being Hannah reenacting Des’ vomit sounds lol! My progress was slow since he’s not interested in most topics covered on Giggly Sqaud. This pod has been the perfect balance for me to secretly convert him. We both work from home Friday mornings and I’ve successfully gotten him to listen to full podcasts!! I look forward to the episodes and love your dynamic!! Been a fan of Hannah since Summer House!!
  • ireneguaja
    keep dialers!
    typing this review while drinking to the podcast cause y’all are my only friends but keep the name dialers n just switch it up with phonies. love you both frfr
  • Supppppp333
    LOVE
    Love the pod, don't love phonies 😂
  • ChanalaFeller
    Obsessed
    Love the new pod. The dynamic between Hannah and Des is adorable. Xo
  • kkaay312
    Love the banter
    Loving the new direction of the pod! I think more episodes on people's kinks would be hilarious. I was laughing out loud in the street that entire episode.
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