Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

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TV & Film #161After Shows #19

Jake Anthony and Matt Marr are two Southern Queens who absolutely love reality shows about lonely hearts looking for love. They recap it all including: TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, Love is Blind on Netflix, Love After Lockup, and some other shows where the people are just hot messes looking for love. If you've been looking for your gay BFFs to dish this show, you're home Queen!


Matt is a clinical psychologist, while Jake is a life coach and teacher. And they both are shady queens who are boggled at the insane ways some of these people search for love in this world. The only thing more certain than a K-1 Visa or a venereal disease is the fact that Jake and Matt will keep you laughing at these lovebirds while also judging their choices. But none of it is mean, because Jake and Matt get it. At the end of the day, aren't we all just looking for our little piece of love?


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  • Tessiebear86
    Thank you
    Everyone I am a true crime long time listener. I have never watched 90 days fiancé or any of those shows but I would listen to mattie and poodle talk about anything. Thank you both for literally bringing joy to my life that I really needed right now. Keep going queens!! Tess xx
  • The real Kattykins
    Perfect
    Everything you never knew you needed. KGQs
  • GamerGal3000
    Wait for it…
    The best 90 day fiancé podcast out here!!! Listened to every episode since season 5 and loving it!!! Keep it up!!! 😁❤️
  • pooopburnerty
    Poodleeeeeeeee & Mattie
    They’re like the Southern Guncles I’ve always needed. From Poodle being my spirit floozie to all the theatre references & the best impression of ‘ RAW DOGGIN’ i’ve ever heard. As far as im concerned this is a family podcast ! Nothing makes my family cackle like y’all navigating through the hot mess that is Love During lockup. MORE MORE MORE
  • Courageoussinner
    Favourite reality podcast!
    And trust me I listen to far too many. Jake and Poodle are hilarious and even their attempts at the British accent don’t put me off (Nigel they’re doing the accent again!) Keep going queens!
  • Boobland
    Keep going queens!
    I adore you guys! I’ve been listening since you started covering 90DF and you guys make me laugh like no other podcast. Thanks for getting me through the housework, commutes and all the rest. You are the best. KGQs!
  • Haz ✨✨
    Keep going queens!!!
    They get me through every day, so warm & comforting 😭 my favourite podcast because they’re like best friends to me & I wish I could hear their opinions (and impressions) on everything I watch 💓💓💓 started Below Deck because of them and it’s opened a world of so much!!!
  • IpadAddict!!
    The Best 90 Day & Darcey and Stacey Review Podcast!!
    These two queens are my favourite of all the podcasts I listen to! I’m probably the first to listen to them and I lie in bed with my boyfriend asleep giggling to myself!! Especially the Darcey and Stacey imitations!! I could go on and on but I’ll end with LISTEN TO THEM!!! And KEEP GOING QUEENS!!
  • OMGitsAshie
    Keep Going Queens!!
    These two are so goddamn hilarious! Such great observations and musical theatre references. Lots of love from your (hopefully) first Irish Sissy xxxxxxxxxxxx
  • F.a.r.a
    Very intelligent, thought-provoking media commentary
    I’m watching the podcast from the beginning and wish i could have them doing a different baby girl visa skit daily. I’m going to be tearful when i hear “r@w dohggin” for the last time.
  • GirthTrainDriver
    Chugga chugga CHOO CHOO!
    Chugga chugga Toot toot All aboard the girth train We’re having a hoot With Mattie and Poodle The Reality Gays The two will have you laughing On every one of those 90 days Chugga chugga toot toot This girth train is ready to go Grab a chocolate martini from the dining cart And strap in for the show The ride might be bumpy I don’t mean to scare ya Ladies and gents we are now approaching The d!ck riviera!
  • starlight20201
    Can be hilarious but also disheartening
    When these guys are on point, they are laugh-out-loud hilarious, which I love! But, Jake is so intensely hypercritical of pretty much everything Matt does, that it takes me out of the show. “Stop looking that way, stop doing that, you’re wrong, I’m right (about liking something)...”. Yikes. In the rare occurrence that Matt says something of this nature to Jake, Jake will dig in his heels hard. Maybe it’s one of those situations where someone can (really) dish it out, but can’t take it? They are funny and clever guys, but the constant pedantic stuff has made think about unsubscribing more than once. I really hope it improves, because these guys are both so talented!
  • Veronicarver
    A review to the tune of ‘One’ from a chorus line
    One 90 day fiancé that they laugh and joke about..... One amazing presenting duo they are the best there’s no doubt....’ One listen and suddenly everything seems ok You know you'll never be bored with your reality gay...s They come into your ears and you hear them there, they’re Funny and charming, sweet & unique Friendly and kind, beautiful not meek They come into your ears and you know from their voices they’re having a laugh & sharing some facts They’re a special pair Taaaaaaalking, Can’t help all of their chat is enthraaaaalling The only thing that kept the Covid pandemic ok is hearing the voices of the reality gay (s) One summer house break down mimicking what Kyle and luke say For the gays are second best to non hun Ohh! Wow! Give them your 5 star rating Do I really need to mention make them Number one (on itunes) One marrying millions what the hell is going on there? One Mattie & poodle they do really care One story about the south, It’s so much fun You know that Mattie and poodle help get lock down done One married at first sight, their take on this brings so much joy! For the reality gays are always spot on Ohh sigh they are so lovely Do I really have to mention They’re the....... They’re the......... They’re the..........BOMB (faded out into the background!) Xx
  • SBCK19891988
    You do not need to watch reality TV to love this podcast!
    These two fabulous gays are so funny and amazing storytellers! I don’t even watch reality TV but they are so interesting and hilarious I listen to all their episodes and they explain it so well I always know what is going on. Great fun to listen to and perfect to binge ❤️ much love from a UK listener xx
  • smellie99
    KEEP GOING QUEENS
    Idc who/where you are, pleeeeaaase give this podcast a go - Mattie and Poodle are the most hilarious and talented people I’ve ever listened to, and you’ll actually learn some stuff at the same time (the details of which you’ll have to find out for yourself lol) ... thanks for brightening 2020/21 for me, and lots of love from the UK! KEEP GOING QUEENS <3
  • PAW1004
    Favourite podcast
    This is the best podcast I listen to! It brings me so much joy!
  • G&T2014
    Good for the soul
    Thanks a lot, queens! You get me through my 11km walks. Love the podcast can't get enough.. Cheers for London.
  • ellamarak
    Keep going queens!!!!!
    Keep going queens!!!!!!
  • DemonaBlow
    The theme songs alone get 5 stars!
    I love this podcast so much! I’ve literally peed myself laughing listening to it! Thank you for the madness guys!
  • Haz91
    Just pure laughs
    Love this podcast and so glad I found it. Jake and Matt are just too adorable for words and so genuinely funny, no matter how many episodes I listen to they just get better and better.
  • JemcarolineL
    Wish I had listened sooner!
    Found the podcast recently, literally could not stop laughing!! So so good.
  • londonlistens
    Netflix special worthy!
    Give these two a Netflix special, NOW! So hilariously funny and smart, an absolutely must listen!
  • Thomslyn
    Fantastic!
    New listener from the U.K. this podcast is so funny! Love it!
  • christina walton
    Awesome
    I feel so much joy listening to this podcast! If your having a bad day tune and your guaranteed to brighten up! I might be me a 90 day finance Keep going
  • Katqat
    Hilarious
    I’m late to finding this podcast. Hilarious and witty and brilliant.
  • couldeyecormin
    Lost that number
    SC season has wrapped so had to get more of my fix. One ep. alone covers the whole gamut from Jerry O, codependency, brainwashing, gym coaches, specific word usage, neon ruffles and religious conversion. You get the picture, okurrrrr
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