Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

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Jake Anthony and Matt Marr are two Southern Queens who absolutely love reality shows about lonely hearts looking for love. They recap it all including: TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, Love is Blind on Netflix, Love After Lockup, and some other shows where the people are just hot messes looking for love. If you've been looking for your gay BFFs to dish this show, you're home Queen!


Matt is a clinical psychologist, while Jake is a life coach and teacher. And they both are shady queens who are boggled at the insane ways some of these people search for love in this world. The only thing more certain than a K-1 Visa or a venereal disease is the fact that Jake and Matt will keep you laughing at these lovebirds while also judging their choices. But none of it is mean, because Jake and Matt get it. At the end of the day, aren't we all just looking for our little piece of love?


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  • HistoMama23
    I have never written a review before
    I love these two!!! I was introduced on I think not and I am sooo glad. I laugh out loud and I never have seen any of these shows but I guess I will be watching them now!!! Keep it going Queens!!!
  • Loco2084
    They’re Hilarious
    I always enjoy Poodle and Matty give their play by play summary of the episode. I enjoy the banter and the goofiness the gays bring. Seeing them live is even more enjoyable.
  • Angelica325
    So funny
    I love this show. I heard them on my other podcast “ I Think Not”. They are the best kind of gays I like to listen to.
  • sanpsc21561
    My favorite podcast. I am a Patreon member!
    I love you guys. I love all your podcasts. I pay for Patreon to listen to love is blind, love after lockup. But I was a little disappointed with love is blind reunion. The girls that you had on were so low-key and boring and sad to listen to.
  • Robin Peacock
    I’m Crying - Keep Going Queens!
    That banter got me immediately, I want the 90 Day theme song to be my ringtone. I don’t even watch these shows they cover and I’m in stitches.
  • blahblah12888
    Used to adore
    I love this podcast so much!! It’s been my absolute favorite for a long time. There’s been a shift though and I’m not sure why but I’m less compelled to turn it on now. It’s probably the 20+min long announcements followed directly** by 8-10 minutes of ads. And then sometimes they even start talking for another 15 min about something totally unrelated. By the time you get to the beginning of the actual commentary, the episode is over halfway over. It’s just disappointing when you see it’s over an hour long episode only to discover it’s really only about 25 min of actual content of the show.
  • Pink Cashmere52
    Stupid ads disguised by stupid skits
    Stop with the ad skits. They’re not funny, and your voice acting is atrocious. The announcements/ad skits take almost 25 minutes, ten minutes of actual content, ed by ad skits. Please, please take feedback, and change these two things, and you would be 5 stars.
  • OliviaKel
    Used to love this podcast but now too much talking about other shows that maybe not everyone cares about. Listened since the beginning but just not the same anymore. Now I fast forward until I hear some content about the podcast I subscribed to instead of every other show I care less about.
  • Dafhjcd
    Forty one minutes
    Literally 41 minutes until they get to the show. My finger is cramping.
  • StargazerB7
    Ya’ll.
    This used to be my 5 star review, but now I’m revising it. Mattie and Poodle used to be my escape, but they just really aren’t anymore. It’s a lot of time psychoanalyzing people, and being selective on who they choose to offend. I don’t agree with them on everything they say, and that’s ok! We are all meant to have different opinions. However, it’s become abundantly clear that they do not feel the same way, and any difference of opinion just means you are wrong - or worse- a terrible person. I’m honestly just sad about what the show has become. Wish y’all the best.
  • hoooo2394
    Dgaf announcements
    I can’t tell you how much I hate Announcements. Theysuck. So bad. They’re interminable, it’s like a whole other show in itself
  • Natty P Yeniffer
    One-trick pony
    great value ben and ronnie
  • GirlFriday_01
    I’m crying laughing!
    I found this podcast after Mattie and Poodle were guests on another one I listen to. I can’t stop listening! Their quick wit and hilarious jokes, when they break into song, the back and forth banter, the mini recurring segments and their advice… I cackle multiple times during each episode! I’m making excuses to listen to the pod most of my day. I absolutely love these two, and can’t wait to check out their other pods! Keep going, queens!!
  • relsio
    If you want to burst into laughter throughout the day this is for you!
    These guys are so funny . Very few podcast get me rolling like this one !
  • HanFranMitchell
    So freakin funny
    I heard of this podcast when they were guests on I Think Not and I am so glad I did because I’m now OBSESSED! They are so funny together and their coverage of love is blind got me to subscribe. I’m now looking forward to their coverage of the show more than the actual episode
  • lamarcopolo
    Crying , screaming , throwing up
    I was introduced to you two from the I Think Not ! collab episode and now I can’t get enough. I’m always smiling like an idiot and cracking up aloud in public thanks to you two. Literal tears stream out of my eyes from laughing so hard. I love the singing, the screaming and both of your laughs are incredibly infectious. 10/10 no notes.
  • sfifk
    Five Stars
    I’ve never subscribed to any podcast before and I listen to a lotttttt of podcasts, but this one I love so much!! Hilarious and much needed good energy :)
  • Budapest18
    LOVE LOVE LOVE
    One of the only podcasts that make me laugh out loud on a regular basis. Matt and Jake are so talented on many levels - insightful, quick, and hilarious!
  • Homo823
    Just found yall
    “Keep going queens” Found yall through I think not! And I’m starting yall from the beginning!!! ❤️❤️
  • OT Jodi
    Great Pod!
    Love this pod. And I’ll carry your message far and wide in my ally-hood! 💕
  • KMBJMK
    Keep going queens love you two
    I love love love this podcast! It is worth listening to the amount of times I laugh till I cry is unreal. I love the off the rails shows and look forward to having them in my ears. I am a patron member and the $8 a month is worth it as it’s been great therapy as well. These two truly make my day anytime I have them playing! I love you guys and can’t wait to see you live!! KGQ
  • Katie Cerniglia
    Love It
    Great show but the intros are waaaaaay too long. I’m too ADD for 20 minutes of announcements. Everything else is great! 🖤
  • chrisfrazz
    Hilarious!
    Heard you on Dumb,Gay Podcast with fabulous Julie and Brandy and absolutely LOVE your show!!
  • JJOdom
    Keep going queens!
    This is my go to podcast. Love you guys so much. Thanks for being you! Keep going queens!
  • Lh1214
    Please stick to the show
    Long time listener and I agree too much other talk and not specific to the show. Ever thought about doing a separate episode to talk about all other stuff? One two part on single life was 45 minutes in and I just kept forwarding. Please either do separate or list time to get to real show. Thanks.
  • Melgkatz
    Sexist
    Finally unsubscribed after hearing them recap the conversation between Jeramey and Laura from love is blind. Despite Jeramey lying and cheating on Laura, is apparently Laura’s fault for “shaming” Jeramey. Remember folks, when men lie, cheat and steal, its only because a woman was mean to them.
  • smeanser
    Very funny
    This show is so funny , the recaps on the 90 day universe are the best. The Love Boat song is however stuck in my brain !
  • Supamish
    Love!
    Love this klaasy, eloquent and sweet inspiring show. Ok, but seriously, my favorite podcast of the week! Keep goin’ queens!
  • Erin Leising
    5 stars
    I love this show! Mattie and Poodle have gotten me through so many panic attacks and anxiety. Keep going queens!
  • EmilyJBallet
    The best theatre on podcasts
    They’re so funny! I love their songs, musical accompaniment, acting out various reality tv characters and finally, their understanding of the human experience. They do it so well (real education and professional background in music, musical theatre and psychology). It’s my favorite combination.
  • RePost Fan!
    <3
    Keep going queens!
  • ElmhurstNYC
    Don't Make Mattie Laugh
    This show is hilarious and I don't mind Poodle being mean to Mattie during the entirety of each episode, but, when Mattie starts screaming like a banshee my ear buds go flying out of my ears.
  • HealthFaD
    Love you guys on Bad TV
    You four are the best together.
  • caitiemax
    For the love of god no more Bad TV
    Matt and Jake are such hard workers and so consistent with their posting. I always appreciate seeing their podcast right when I expect it and also to see my feed absolutely “raw dogged with content”. I laugh every single time I listen and I am not an easy laugher. You keep me from going crazy every day at work. Thank you both for all you do and keep going queens❤️I know what you do is not easy, but you make everything seem fun and painless unlike many other podcasters (who can complain about too many episodes, or being bored with what their watching, etc)
  • Lachattenoir
    Too many other great 90 day pods to waste time on this
    I’m listening to these pods for comedic show recaps, not the incessant, self-indulgent babbling for the first 20 minutes at the beginning of every episode. I’ll spend my valuable time (valuable to show sponsors, anyway) listening to Married to Reality or Cray Cray instead. This one doesn’t deserve the subscribe.
  • Carl’sWife
    Keep going, queens!
    My favorite podcast!!
  • MichellePLevy
    Love you Queens!!
    I have only found 90 day Enterprise in the past few months. I’m obsessed— and mainly I look forward to searching thru your recaps to find past ones that I’m catching up on. You both make me so happy!!!!! Love uuuuu 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 PS- I was first introduced to u on my favorite pod - GAME OF ROSES. So glad Chad & Lizzie interviewed you. I’m now in Love with Reality Gays!!!
  • yendnskaiheb
    Disappointed
    I’ve been listening to these two for a while and I love them but they barely even talk about the shows that they’re covering anymore. I have to fast forward over twenty minutes at the beginning of an episode sometimes before I hear any reference to the actual show. It’s turned into nonstop babble as opposed to actually recapping 90 Day and I’m honestly really over it. At this point, I much prefer Cray Cray and DocuSweeties.
  • Reginarobin45
    Love this podcast!
    Keep going queens!
  • wwwqqqqqwwww
    Why
    Do you you judge everyone about a vaccination but you have sex with a lot of people. J
  • JadeFamousArtist
    Re: Etiquette / Smothered
    Someone , Pleaseeeeee teach Brittni how to us her silverware 🥄 properly !! I thought that I was watching a 3 year old cut her meat !! 🥩🤺
  • Southernmom6
    Keep going Queens
    Nicollette Sheridan and Donna Mills were on Knots Landing with Michelle Lee in the 80’s. It was a spinoff of Dallas with Gary and Val. There were cameos by Miss Ellie, JR, and Bobby. Morgan Fairchild was on Flamingo Road with Mark Harmon in the 80’s. Thanks for making me laugh and helping me get through 2023. Merry Christmas and Happy 2024. I am looking forward to all the amazing shows you will be doing.
  • Mandy0199
    Oh y’all…
    Always a good time! Had to share that I watched the Single Life trailer with my grandma and she asked if it was a paranormal dating show because she thinks Natalie looks possessed 😂
  • JaneyKate
    Hilarious
    I love them so much I subscribed to Patreon. There’s no such thing as too much Matty and Poodle!
  • vanessa waldron
    KGQ
    I love my gay uncles. Keep up the good work.
  • Raven@134
    The podcast duo I didn’t know I needed
    I’m a bit behind on listening, but I loved hearing Kyle and Poodle together!
  • Susieq1982
    Hilarious!!!!
    Drink every time poodle says Ummmm 😂😂 ready set wasted
  • MaddyWhatever
    Just what I needed:
    Another para-social relationship with podcasters. I love Matty and Poodle so much!!! I first heard them on Love to See It talking about the Golden Bachelor and now I’m completely obsessed. Poodle’s “The Count” version of Sarper in the mattress store had me on the floor. Please come to Charlotte for a live show! ❤️
  • ReadyFreddie88
    Thank you!
    Thank you! I feel heard :)
  • HalinaWoroncow
    Dirty, Filthy Fun
    A friend referred me to the show and the first few times I was grossed out by the filthy talk. But I kept listening and now find them hysterical. I look forward to each review. I watch 90 day but not any of the other shows and I listen to all the reviews! I would like to see less misogyny but Southern queens says it all
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