Judge John Hodgman

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John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

Recent Episodes
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  • Paul F. Topics
    Mar 27, 2024 – 01:03:38
  • Flush to Judgment
    Mar 20, 2024 – 01:00:36
  • TEASER: Kinding Them With Kindness Part 2
    Mar 18, 2024 – 00:08:41
  • It's Justice Not Cricket
    Mar 13, 2024 – 01:08:12
  • Van Freaks Roadshow Live in Chicago
    Mar 6, 2024 – 00:58:50
  • Cease and De-List
    Feb 28, 2024 – 00:55:03
  • Motion to Diss-sis
    Feb 21, 2024 – 01:04:04
  • Live From Lexington
    Feb 14, 2024 – 00:49:57
  • Reading is Fun-Defendant
    Feb 7, 2024 – 01:04:27
  • Chew Process
    Jan 31, 2024 – 01:04:57
  • Power Off Attorney
    Jan 24, 2024 – 01:02:37
  • Obstruction of Just Ice
    Jan 17, 2024 – 01:02:00
  • Live From Dublin, Ireland
    Jan 10, 2024 – 01:03:18
  • Spellcast! The Get Along
    Jan 3, 2024 – 00:57:51
  • JJHO Office Holiday Party 2023
    Dec 27, 2023 – 01:21:23
  • Clapital Offense
    Dec 20, 2023 – 00:57:14
  • Car-edible Witness
    Dec 13, 2023 – 00:51:51
  • Convection Overturned
    Dec 6, 2023 – 00:52:33
  • Personal Gingery Lawyer
    Nov 29, 2023 – 01:00:14
  • No Pun and Shut Case
    Nov 22, 2023 – 00:56:15
  • Live From Boston 2023
    Nov 15, 2023 – 00:58:33
  • Condiment Crimes
    Nov 8, 2023 – 00:58:49
  • You Can't Hurdle the Truth
    Nov 1, 2023 – 00:51:46
  • Fearing the Shocket
    Oct 25, 2023 – 00:59:14
  • Better Call Parasol
    Oct 18, 2023 – 00:59:41
  • S'morder in the Court
    Oct 11, 2023 – 00:59:11
  • Emotion to Dismiss
    Oct 4, 2023 – 00:56:05
  • Live From London 2023
    Sep 27, 2023 – 01:10:38
  • Online Beefs With Taylor Lorenz
    Sep 20, 2023 – 00:57:23
  • Injunction Junction
    Sep 13, 2023 – 00:58:35
  • Case: The Rainbow
    Sep 6, 2023 – 01:06:55
  • No-Glow Contendere
    Aug 30, 2023 – 00:59:31
  • Statute of Lamentations
    Aug 23, 2023 – 01:05:07
  • Diss Bard
    Aug 16, 2023 – 01:07:41
  • Per-roll Hearing
    Aug 9, 2023 – 01:09:14
  • Criminal Elm-ement
    Aug 2, 2023 – 01:05:00
  • Special Prosciutto-cutor
    Jul 26, 2023 – 01:17:00
  • Full Court Press
    Jul 19, 2023 – 01:08:46
  • Mandatory Sentencing Guidelines
    Jul 12, 2023 – 01:07:45
  • RERUN: Dad Nauseam
    Jul 5, 2023 – 00:59:43
  • Fight Court
    Jun 28, 2023 – 01:13:40
  • The Bicycle Grief
    Jun 21, 2023 – 01:14:22
  • The Host with the Most, with Janie Haddad Tompkins
    Jun 14, 2023 – 01:01:48
  • Live from Los Angeles
    Jun 7, 2023 – 01:01:19
  • Persona Non Grata Catch 'Em All
    May 31, 2023 – 01:06:16
  • Getting Justice Today
    May 24, 2023 – 01:18:38
  • Dolly Pardon
    May 17, 2023 – 01:11:27
Recent Reviews
  • Jon-Pittsfield
    Great show. Super funny.
    I love this show. Amazing wry and hilarious humor
  • tlove84
    Just charming
    I just love this show. So funny and cozy and clever. All the things that John Hodgman is. De-stress and giggle along with us. You’ll be glad you did!
  • stcguy
    A great example of how to think through conflict
    I love this show. I recommend it to the folks on my team. It’s a beautiful example of how to take a disagreement and decompose it into something that is easier to understand and negotiate to a solution. If I can’t get them all to read “Getting to Yes”, at least I can get them to listen to something entertaining that sets a good example. Thanks John and Jesse!
  • GoodGodLizzieLemon
    Lawyers love Judge John Hodgman (please don’t hold that against him)
    As a criminal defense attorney, it is delightful to listen to the Judge adjudicate disputes fairly, compassionately, and in accordance with the Court’s precedent. Even silly disputes often involve the finding of a crux that implicates how we all treat each other, gender roles, autonomy, and other important considerations. There is genuine wisdom here.
  • R Djaboot
    An honest delight
    This show is like a warm hug. It has been a companion to me for some time and I look forward to each release. It provides real, meaningful insights from ridiculous scenarios, which also might be a t-shirt.
  • Rdvmd
    Why do I love this podcast?
    As a 50 something Caucasian woman, I am contractually obligated to love death and murder podcasts. And I do love them, and listen to them almost exclusively. As it turns out, I seem to love petty grievances and being judgy (with company) just as much. The hosts are funny, the guests are offbeat and entertaining, and the complaints are ridiculous in the best way. This podcast gives me the judgy fix I didn’t know I needed, but anonymously so no one is harmed in the process. 10 out of 10.
  • Copacetic Listener
    Give it a try! It’s awesome!
    I love this podcast and highly recommend listening to it and attending the live events when they are in your city or area. This podcast is funny, whimsical and it is the perfect way to unwind and listen to an often times insane dispute between couples, friends or family members.
  • Kliohestia
    Funny, thoughtful and kind
    This is a comedy podcast. It has dumb jokes, running gags, and frequent (too frequent?) songs sung in the style of Tom Waits. It is also a fake internet courtroom, where the cases have dire consequences (should one eat a decades old ham?). But the crux is this: this is a humane podcast about being human. It’s about being yourself by being kind to the people around you. It’s about embracing your own, and everyone’s, little weirdsies. It’s my comfort podcast.
  • KJLII
    Top two
    JJH and Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone are my two favorite podcasts! I wait for JJH to drop every week!
  • HeardFC
    Best Fake Internet Court Ever
    JJHO has been one of my favorite podcasts for years. From classics like the Bat Brothers infamous dispute through ancient hams and radioactive glass, John Hodgman and Jesse Thorn are always funny, charming and delightfully human. Hodgman settled law is settled law in our household because it makes good sense and good people.
  • Lumpyigloo
    Truly a favorite of mine
    Great show and a perfect place to demonstrate the wonder that is Joel Mann.
  • EmilyandtheSnails
    Cute
    Two non problematic cis white men being sensitive, wise, and funny.
  • EMO Philly
    A needed break!
    I listen to quite a few political podcasts so every week I count on John and Jesse to give me the relief of healing laughter; they never fail to deliver!
  • andi_camp
    Love this show!
    I’ve been a listener (and max fun member) for a decade. There’s not a bad show on the network, but this is one of the best. Jesse and John are a great pair.
  • BWRP2016
    JJHO Forever
    There is not much that has been a consistent presence in my life for over a decade. This podcast is one of those things. I came for the silly squabbles and dad jokes, and stayed for the camaraderie. Every show is entertaining, genuine, and time well spent. And now Andy Zaltzman makes a special appearance?!?! The host of the only other podcast I have listened to every week for over a decade? My life is complete.
  • Mr. Music Head
    One of my favorites. Always entertaining.
    I’ve been listening since the very beginning, and never miss an episode. Always been a big fan of John’s books, TV appearances, Apple commercials, live events, and this podcast. You’ll be greatly entertained, but you’ll also learn a lot about how to be a decent human being by listening to the judge. While it’s a comedy podcast, he often reveals truths about ourselves that can be valuable life lessons. But mostly, it’s silly and fun.
  • themaryd
    Beloved podcast
    I’ve been listening since the very start. This podcast has been a standard weekly breath of comedy, compassion, friendship, and community. It kept me going through so many dark and tough times, and I have grown and evolved along with the hosts and their beloved guests and friends of the podcast.
  • I Triumph Still
    Comfort Food of Podcasts
    Every Thursday when my kids have nap time, Judge John Hodgman is my companion, a reward for almost making it through another week! After listening weekly for years, this podcast is a comforting, entertaining, unmissable part of my week. From Jesse’s laugh to John’s sneaky turns of phrase to feeling less alone listening to the J Squad during the isolation of COVID, this show has been there for me. Thank you, John and Jesse! And I listen to The Santa Suit (all time fave) each Christmas season :)
  • craigland76
    My Go-To every week
    One of the first podcasts I discovered way back when and still the only one I CAN’T miss. John and Jesse are great, and I especially enjoy when friends like Joel Mann, Monte Belmonte, and Jean Grae show up. Humor, wisdom, and scallops - who could ask for more!
  • TKVanSant
    Top 5 things I love!
    I love JJHO. It is one of the nicest places on the internet.
  • Dikarandga
    Top 5 Podcast 🤓
    A beautiful blend of thoughtful consideration and spontaneous silliness. Thank you for the joy of this podcast each week!
  • Mothra99
    Wicked awesome.
    Listen to the wisdom.
  • GregoryN999
    I've enjoyed EVERY Judge John Hodgman episode
    Favorite podcast ever
  • mauschef
    Judge John Hodgman Show
    Finding a new JJH episode in my downloads on Wednesdays is always a thrill. I hoard it until the perfect time and place for listening presents itself. Sometimes I listen to it at night with my earbuds, so I have to be careful not to laugh out loud and wake up my husband
  • Burrows2
    My favorite podcast
    Been my favorite for years. Thoughtful and funny. Restores faith in humanity. Thank you John and Jessie!!!
  • AmyZack
    Justice is served, w heaping side order of humor.
    I didn’t really know what to expect from this, but what I got was dry humor, wordplay, and a great big slice of actually well considered justice. Two parties approach Judge Hodgeman with a beef: sometimes it’s a silly one. Sometimes it’s something that’s driving friends or a married couple a little nuts. From time to time I thought there’s no way he’s going to figure something like this out. Sometimes I’ve thought this is so ludicrous he can’t possibly take this seriously. Hodgeman always takes people seriously even if he teases them gently. After hearing both arguments and questioning both sides, he retires to consider his verdict. Within a few minutes he comes back with the justice of Solomon with his tongue firmly in cheek. I realized I cannot use this to help me get to sleep because I end up staying up to listen to the whole podcast. It doesn’t hurt that he loves central Maine the way I do and talks about staring into the void of the great north woods. I used to live in East Newport, which is the back of nowhere. We also used to go down to Blue Hill and that coastal area where he hangs out now, although it was not nearly as gentrified 20 years ago. We now live in Ann Arbor, another location he mentions frequently, so this shows he has wonderful taste none of that. Give it a listen. It’s the perfect podcast to listen to when doing long drives. It has become one of my favorite podcasts.
  • Momclair
    Calming fun
    When I need to just chill out and take a break from the crazy news I listen to this podcast. Thank you for giving me a little peace and laughter during these trying times.
  • goodRedditName
    My favorite podcast
    Funny, wise, kind. Draculas can have any job!
  • Msrcstewart
    Love this…
    John is funny but he drops some serious wisdom and it’s refreshingly smart fun!
  • ExPatPGH
    My weekly obsession
    It’s one of the can’t miss podcasts. I selfishly save it for the weekend so I can listen without interruption.
  • iwanttogotothebonezonewithbenz
    Absolutely wonderful
    Funny, smart and so much fun! I’ve been listening for years and just love this duo. I’m always laughing and trying to think of good arguments with my friends and family to bring to the court!
  • JiminyCricket81
    Who said justice couldn’t be fun?
    This show is my favorite…it never fails to put me in a better mood!
  • AmandalinAbanjo
    Don’t Sleep on JJHO
    My favorite podcast for years - I never miss an episode!
  • m_a_u_r_a
    Crux finders!
    John and Jesse are hilarious, but they are also clearly good friends and good people who care about each other and about the people they have on the show. They get to the heart of the silly disputes by really listening and understanding people. I always feel better about the world after I’ve listened to an episode.
  • Glyphyform
    Funny, entertaining and very human - the best!
    It’s such a great mixture of feeling like a great hang with humorous friends and satisfying resolutions that get to the heart of the matter. The cases are often funny in their premise, very entertaining to talk about with the charming litigants, and then John Hodgman delivers very thoughtful and often hilarious verdicts that are right on target. Jesse as the Bailiff is both good natured and a bit of a wildcard, chiming in with great one liners and/or insightful comments. Plus, Jesse is a great laugher, with a soft spot for pets. The whole production team is great as well. An all around great show!
  • Kt0805
    Family friendly, funny, fantastic!
    Truly makes me feel just better about the world. Thoughtful & kind, and what a wonderful friendship between Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn to be able to witness weekly! Highly recommend for pretty much anyone!
  • Matt…
    Finally, a self-aware Weird Dad
    John Hodgman may be one of the weirdest dads on the planet, but when he gets to decide, other weird dads usually lose. Because it doesn’t matter if you think you have a “system” or a “better way of doing things”, if everybody in your family and circle of friends calls you the weird dad, you’re probably wrong. Hilarious and very often heartwarming. One of the best podcasts on Maximum Fun!
  • Internet Jones
    Human humor and kindness
    Charming wierdsies and lovely people!
  • The Best jjho
    The best
    The best
  • Davey Clark
    Funny and clever
    It seems like they are just goofing around but then hit you with an unexpectedly deep conclusion to the conflict. Highly recommend.
  • CGNova2
    Genuinely Funny and Insightful
    A must listen!
  • ANicki
    So much fun
    Fabulous, I've been a listener since the beginning and it's my favourite podcast.
  • musicaphile
    Love
    Fun. Funny. Easy listening. Very down-to-earth and reasonable.
  • unslanted
    Top judiciary pod
    No better jurist than JJHo.
  • Sonomarina
    Funny and kind- every week
    John and Jesse are an unbeatable team- they make lighthearted comedy out of silly arguments between nerds of all ages. Does your spouse load the dishwasher wrong? Your dad tell lame jokes? You can’t decide what to name your new pet- the (fake) court of Judge John Hodgman is in session!
  • Snowchik330
    Great show!
    Been listening for a long time, love this show.
  • six2seven
    The best
    This is truly one of my favorite podcasts. While massively entertaining they also have an insightful perspective on morality and conflict. They’ve helped me on approaching conflict in my own life and I look forward to listening every week.
  • 0TheReviewer0
    Funny show (and great live too)
    JJHO is fun and you should listen to it.
  • Bahiahonda76
    Lovely
    Fun,light and above all, JUST
  • HarryMattison
    I love JJHO
    So much great advice, humor, and justice
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