Absolutely Not

by Dear Media
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Comedy #130

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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  • Cr289
    Thank you, Heather!
    Heather taking a firm stance on voting blue was so impactful and important. She has a heavy republican fan base and it’s so brave and wonderful of her to use her platform to convince people to make better decisions. We love you Heather!
  • AMHal86
    Sunshine and rainbows in your ears
    I laugh out loud and learn something new every episode. Will re-listen to any and all past episode to to make a sad day happy. She’s the best.
  • Em295847264
    Gets me everytime
    Love this pod. Love heather. Keep it going ! Can’t wait for the scaaaamers ep next week lol
  • carolyn1088
    Too many guests
    I love this podcast but enough guests! You are so much funnier on your own. And the guests are boring. Also the politics is really divisive sometimes. You really some of your listeners may think differently than you.
  • Corinne @ Grid + Glam
    Never laughed so hard
    If you’re in a bad mood, this podcast is exactly what you need. I can’t even count how many times I just laughed out loud. Unhinged, erratic, relatable and absolutely perfect.
  • kdawwg22
    My favorite podcast
    I never miss an episode! Love the voicemails 😂
  • shlapplegate
    Hannah + Heather = <3
    Ladies!!!!! The way I chuckled for an hour straight. Thank you so much and please collab again. The way I would pay to listen to yall each week… time to manifest that.
  • Monkey pants 7
    the more you listen the more you’ll LOVE ms heather!!
    heather is a candle in the dark, i am not exaggerating when i say that this woman puts more love in my heart than my own family
  • 50atlast
    I love you!
    Heatha! I love all your episodes but this one with Conner and Tanner was so beautiful! Letting them speak their own thoughts and treating them with mutual respect was so wonderful! I loved these two on Love on the Spectrum and hope they find the perfect life partner! Heather you’re a ⭐️! ❤️
  • meh504
    The best.
    Your enthusiasm with Tanner and Conner and their moms made me so happy. They really do spread joy. As do you. Loved you in Chicago. Love you more now!
  • EE204
    Too many ads
    Podcast has become filled to the brim with integrated ads and long ad breaks. Absolutely not to listening to an informercial
  • libyanprincesa
    Perfect lighthearted funny podcast
    Just started listening and followed you forever on instagram. Been binging episodes and thank you for being political. All women need to talk about our rights be taken away. Surprised so many listeners felt the need to mention it in the reviews.
  • Brian M 81
    VOTE BLUE!!!
    Heather I love you but I love you so much more for saying something!!! I’m not even a democrat I’m an independent but dude we gotta stop what’s happening in the USA before all us rational ppl have to leave it. Love you heather !!! And this episode made fart giggle so much
  • Kmarsenault9
    ….
    My fav poscast ever. This week was too heavy on the politics though. I came here for relief, not to be told how to vote. Left my last fav comedians GGTE b/c always pushing political agenda. Love ya Heather, and understand you have a platform, but just my two cents. You still get 5 stars. Signed a typical Kelsey (registered Democrat) who just wants to giggle and get deep with ya sans politics
  • supersueng
    Best part of my week
    Love that this woman makes me laugh and love that she takes a stand. For all of those that don’t think politics has a place in her podcast - literally these old Republican men cannot get their hands off our dicks! Heather wouldn’t be commenting if they literally weren’t trying to make it impossible for us to LIVE. Absolutely NOT to these crusty fascist controlling MFers and absolutely YES to Heather.
  • bumbum
    This episode is beyond
    I laughed out loud and spit water out of my mouth. Brilliant Heather
  • EGM- Murfreesboro, TN
    The best and funniest podcast
    Was it a coincidence that all callers who left a voicemail for the 02/21 episode had a lisp?
  • lal300
    My Bestie
    Queen mother Heather! Thanks for all the giggles.
  • MotivatedMana
    I look forward to WEDNESDAY every week!!!
    She’s the queen, she’s the best, there’s nothing more to say! Best podcast EVER!!! We love you Heather McMahon!
  • yofoljda
    👑
    The very very best
  • Kidnicky33
    Love Love Love
    My husband and I listen to this podcast together every week! We love you heather!!
  • SHV30
    Life!
    This podcast gives me something to look forward to every Wednesday on my drive home. I couldn’t handle the Nashville traffic without it. Heather’s life lessons are hysterical.
  • Helloisotmeyoufelookingfor69
    Absolutely yes
    Been listening for years and years and years. Never stops being funny.
  • Purduemeg
    Adore Heather💕💕💕💕
    Adore Heather! Love this podcast! Doing the most and the least! So good!
  • Madeline Bags
    The Comedy Queen!
    This is the podcast I always come back to. Somehow Heather can lift you out of any mood you’re in, she’s just that freaking funny. An easy, lighthearted listen in a heavy world!
  • Elizzyk
    Love Heather’s Energy
    This is one of the most authentic female podcasts that I have listened to in a long time. Love that she keeps it real and funny! Even better that she is from ATL! Relatable!
  • Meh734
    Obsessed
    I’m obsessed with Heather! I hope she moves to Chicago. Love and light!
  • JulieAnnSoeataertKing
    Always a 5 star show!!!
    Absolutely awesome! So funny and not fighting with other podcasters- I appreciate that very much!!!
  • jdch6
    absolutely yes to bonus eps
    Love heather and these bonus episodes have been getting me throughhhhh. Thanks to our girl for helping us survive the holidays
  • Tay tay kam kam
    I love u
    Best podcast
  • justadumbidiot
    Dad Dads Club Represent
    Never a dull moment listening to Heather.
  • Kona73
    EPIC podcast with Jane Fonda!!!
    Oh my Gaw…Such a GREAT podcast Heather!!! The thought of you & JF being gal pals is really just the best thing ever!! I mean, sheesh, I started listening to you when you were unemployed, living at your Mom’s after your Dad passed…trynna figure out your path! So proud of how your career has developed & excited to see you with my daughter in Jax in Jan!! Xoxo 😘🥳
  • Single professional mom
    Pure joy!
    Thank you for bringing joy, laughs and light to a single Mamma trying to keep it together.🥰And now Jane Fonda… I am so grateful for you both.
  • el1zabeth@nne
    Absolutely Yes
    Jane Fonda. What!!??????!!!!!!
  • antgeapena
    LUVHA!
    The laughs, the family, the tour, the special, the bts goss and the nips What's not to love
  • Jeffnickdajow279
    Heather is the real deal
    Im a regular listener to a lot of podcasts. And Heather’s is hands down my favorite. I look forward to this every week and I re-listen to episodes all the time. I literally can’t get enough.
  • Plurro
    Doesn’t need to do better
    Because she’s already the best…duh
  • slow, not user friendly
    Favorite human ever!
    Seriously can’t get enough of this chick. Everything she does she DELIVERS!!!! The people have spoken, give this woman her own show!!
  • megryan1234
    Thank you!
    Thank you heather for this podcast! It sincerely brightens my day and makes me giggle! Love you! Meghan Z
  • smk6548
    The Absolute Best
    Heather makes bad days feel better. ❤️❤️
  • newmomtoo
    Tinaaaa
    Tina is the best guest!
  • EWC05
    Lisp?
    The weird lisp is killing this
  • Tete_96
    The Absolutely BEST Pod
    If you want to giggle, forget about your troubles, and feel like you’re on the edge of being delirious with your best friend, then this is the podcast for you.
  • ConnieBachman
    Winner!
    Heather kills it with every pod cast. She makes me laugh so hard. I look forward to hearing them from now on!❤️❤️
  • JanaBum31
    Heather is the BEST
    Heather is hilarious and real! I look forward to this podcast every week❤️.
  • apTTU07
    The only thing keeping me going in the office
    Heather keeps me giggling while my company is forcing me back in the office. I enjoy listening to her to avoid small talk from my co-workers. Love and light
  • Reporter Gal
    Thank God for this podcast!
    Thank God this podcast is out weekly. It is the highlight of my week and just as I’m about to reach my breaking point with my career, kids, their activities, etc I can put this on mid week and get a dose of comic relief. Thank you for being so real, relatable and a riot Heather. Never leave us!!!
  • A Bauler
    Laughs
    Heather makes me lol every episode and that is so needed these days
  • champagne&cake
    Absolutely the BEST!
    One of my favorite things about a new week! I LOL when I’m listening on my commute. Love her so much!
  • FSLC86
    The best! NEED MORE RAY
    Heather is best!!!! She’s an angel among us. PLEASE DO MORE EPS WITH RAY!!!! I’ve listened to all of those at least 20x LOL
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