Dear Hank & John

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Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

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  • Jorgan_Garlath
    Episode 410
    At 30:49, Hank’s voice sounds autotuned. As there was no song, I’m assuming he can mimic that kind of modulation. Can he do it at will? 🧐 Love the show!
  • Cliffey99
    Conflicted
    I've been deep into the content made by these brothers since 2012. It pains me a bit to say this, but they've lost it. I feel like they barely make sense anymore. I'm sorry. It's not me, it's you. Maybe it is me. But they're definitely not helping.
  • Eva R. B.
    Amazing!
    I’ve been a nerd fighter since 2019 (these two literally got me through Covid) and when I found out they had a podcast I was so excited! The humor that I’ve grown to love is unchanged and still witty and intelligent like always. I 100% recommend especially if you like witty banter and great dad jokes.
  • Cwhiteaker11
    More Jesus
    As a fellow Christian I LOVE when you discuss your viewpoints on God. Can we have a three hour long armchair theology podcast of you both just discussing your opinions on morality please?! Praying for you both.
  • Whaddyaknow
    Nuggets of Wisdom I Didn’t Know I Ordered
    This podcast is a glimmer of light in an often upside down world- It’s smart, weird, and oddly comforting. Hanging out with Hank and John means you’ll accidentally learn things in the most fun, random way possible. These guys never run out of things to say, and I’m never sure where it’s going—but somehow, by the end, they tie it all together and leave me with… I don’t know, hope? Inspiration? Whatever it is, it’s worth the listen.
  • ✨Juniper ✨
    Hi Hank and John
    I really love this podcast I hope you read these I love the book looking for Alaska I also have Everything is tuberculosis io pre order and I'm hopeing to get it soon
  • AGangOfSeventeenTurkeys
    ¡!The best!¡
    I always listen to this podcast when I sleep, it’s so funny and always random which is great! I like the episodes where it is just you two with no guests or anything because you guys are just a lot funnier to me! I also love hearing how things are going on Mars and Wimbledon! (I’m still not ever going to call it Dear John and Hank) Remember not to sneeze, stay crabulose and- OH MY GOD ITS BURNING!!!
  • 🦥 sloth lover
    Yassssss
    This is the best ever I just started watching and I love it so much 🩷🩷🩷❤️❤️🩷🩷❤️🩷🩷❤️🩷🩷❤️
  • emilyinvermont
    👍👍
    I don’t really care about Mars or AFC Wimbledon but I would happily listen to these two talk about teaspoons for an hour.
  • teabags',,,,,,
    Skibidi
    Sigma
  • I like this stuffffffff
    Hi Hank and John
    Dear Hank and John I hope u read this because I’m 13 and I love to listen to ur podcast I makes me happy I love u guys keep up the hard work and keep me updated on afc wimbolton. I probably didn’t spell that correctly but it’s fine Love u guys
  • 3LL15manguy
    DH&J is the BEST!
    A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. A nurse asks them what their blood types are. The rabbit replies, “I’m not sure, but I think I’m a type O.” (Type O. Typo. Get it?) Put 🐰 at the end of your review if you liked the joke!
  • Suzeish
    One of the great juxtapositions in life
    I enjoy listening to Dear Hank and John because it somehow manages to both incalculably increase my anxiety AND make me laugh. And really, I suppose that’s the point of life.
  • tohfan20
    Oh my god I’m crying happy tears
    Literally the best podcast I have ever listened to in my whole life. Love love love. Ahhhhhh. Also can I just say that Hank and John green have the best laughs?????
  • Pman8362
    Wonderful
    I started listening to this podcast about a year ago and have listened to every episode; Hank and John have done a remarkable job creating a wonderful mix of lighthearted humor and thought provoking discussion and I honestly cannot speak enough to how much their work means to me. Give this podcast a listen if you haven’t already.
  • Doragaveareview?
    oh my word
    Gawd. This podcast is the most beautiful thing to ever grace this earth. Yeah. I love it. Thank you my men Hank and John for providing.
  • bethanyCT
    Everything is terrible but this podcast makes me happy
    Quirky laugh out loud humor, wacky science (and soccer???) facts, plus two brothers who love each other & are trying to make the world better.
  • Teentrviewer14
    Favorite Podcast
    This is an amazing g podcast I’ve been listening for the past 2 months and I love it. As I teen I struggle to find good podcasts that I treat me that are still PG. 👍
  • CatsRising
    One big commercial
    The hosts are pretty entertaining, but I can’t stomach how much they talk about their primary sponsor. Keep the ads, commercials, and sponsors separate from the rest of the content. Don’t just spring it on us in the middle of a conversation. What even is their sponsor? Something to do with tennis? I’m not looking it up, just unfollowing.
  • 👍🏻Hazel D👍🏻
    GREAT PODCAST!!
    This podcast is amazing for people who like to know random things, and interesting things! Highly recommend!
  • BlueHairC
    The best
    John & Hank aren’t just my favorite brothers on the internet, they are two of my favorites individually as well. At this point, I’d consume any content they produce. Love you guys! Keep it up!
  • Doggo’s4eva🐶
    Great podcast!
    Super good podcast!!!👍
  • Kara_Listener
    My Favorite Podcast
    My very favorite podcast by far. I have listened to every episode and wish for more.
  • georgiebea23
    “I think they’d make trash just to eat trash”
    -raccoons about humans
  • aizee🐬🦄🦢🕊❄️
    This podcast is pure GOLD
    This podcast is both engaging, relaxing, and incredibly funny. When I get stressed out I listen to this podcast and it calms my nerves. The questions they answer are always funny and thought prevoking, I have learned so much. I am constantly binging the episodes and have probably listened to over 100 in the 3 months I have know about it. I have always been a fan of the Green brothers, but now more than ever.
  • Babrlguppy
    Then I would like to be a cat
    Episode 400 features one of the most prescient, yet timeless, sentiments I’ve ever heard expressed: “to hold, at the same time, a sense of the need to hope, and a sense of the futility of effort.” Whether it’s discussing the conflicting inner thoughts of cats, or finding new ways to face the world, day by day, the Brothers Green bring their all to create a space of refuge and joy in this crazy world. Being a person is hard, and any advice given in good faith—serious or dubious—is welcome. Thanks for being here, week after week.
  • Kodiak832
    Authentic, Hilarious, Informative, and Ridiculous
    John and Hank are two of my favorite commute companions. After years of Vlogbrother viewership, listening to them attempt to stay on topic while answering listener questions, crack each other up, share the news about Mars and AFC Wimbledon, process current events and their own lives is a delight. Also, cannot wait to read Everything is Tuberculosis (There’s truly no way it could be bad, John. We’ve all enjoyed your shortform videos about it.), and small snack pretzels are the bane of my existence (thank you, Hank.). Thank you both for building another doorway into your family and inviting us all in for a visit. DFTBA, Laura
  • tgr rater
    What a great podcast!
    A top podcast, even! -Alice, 16
  • blueberrybaldbug
    yep
    snotty little crapburger is a top teir podcast episode go red deacons 💪
  • turtles_all_the_way_down
    slay queens
    i love this❤️ i hate waiting a month for each episode tho 😭😭😭😭
  • <3 Catherine <3
    Thanks
    I’m in a frustrating epoch of life and y’all are a constant reminder that you can’t possibly be stuck in this world, when there are infinite configurations of atoms to be excited about. Most of all, thank you for the high ethical standards you put out into the world. Y'all are pretty heroic. This podcast is for me -a teen
  • PlainJaneDoeMojo
    After listening to a RPG pod here we are
    My best friend is a absolute nerd warrior and I understand very little of the world I am forced to exist in, yet listening to this pod helps me fact check the book I am writing about dark matter and the spaces in between, the complexity of being in a corporal form, and the inner workings of the child mind(but fantasy of course) and everything else that is smart in there. Congrats on being a top podcast -A teen
  • Dan tha 3rd
    Best podcast ever
    Top podcast - A teen
  • charzard that mo fo
    superior fish beings
    3 years later and i still think about them…
  • Yakyik
    Top podcast for teens!
    A top podcast for teens. Of course.
  • Good_Username_Here
    A top Podcast for me
    I love this podcast and I look forward to each of episodes every other week. Thank you - A teen
  • kiwi123wiki
    Amazing
    The greatest podcast ever created or t.g.p.e.c
  • Cooking with Gusto
    Brightens my day
    I look forward to Dear Hank and John every week, and in the meantime I binge on old episodes. I haven’t gotten to the episode that explains “pumpkins and penguins” yet. The Green brothers’ clever humor and musings with often unexpected conclusions make me smile and even giggle out loud. The repeating sections (dad jokes, “sponsors”, mostly unanswered listeners’ questions) bring a sense of comfort that is hard to explain. I am not eloquent, that’s why I don’t have a podcast. Somehow, when I hear “by the way, this reminds me that this podcast is brought to you by…”, followed by whatever hilarious, crazy thing has been said on that episode, then all is well with the world. We are lucky to have extraordinary people like John and Hank Green in this funny little universe of ours, and luckier still that they are willing to be placed into our ears while we do things they don’t know about! Thank you, Green brothers, for everything you do for humanity, which is a lot. Sofia-eeah-oh.
  • fghjkskdjfjfjgj
    Amazing pod
    Thank you! This podcast is amazing and perfect for me. Listening to old episodes is very helpful. Love your books John!
  • LmEg33876
    It’s good for the soul
    I’ve been listening to this since I moved to CA for college in 2014. I’ve always struggled with my mental health, a lot of task avoidance behavior, decision paralysis, & all the nuances of anxiety. During the hard times this podcast has made me feel less alone, & continues to help me do the things I need to do. — A lovely, funny podcast full of compassion. This is a podcast that helps me stay hopeful. Thank you.
  • MeluchWriter
    Beef Days
    I have joined you in beef days, though I’m going full 365 here. Working on convincing anyone else to join me.
  • SsamAsamMsam
    W podcast
    Very funny and entertaining. Keep up the good work!
  • SEASON FOUR NOW!
    I hate you
    You have the worst podcast I don’t care that you got a letter from Joe Biden I hate you
  • jo mccall
    i’ve listened to every episode
    What is there to say that hasn’t been said? Hank and John are incredibly genuine and lovely people who are doing great things in the world. AND are making a sometimes funny sometimes serious advice podcast!
  • Hello zsiidjxjddhudcu
    Good
    I listen to this when I am sick. It is good.
  • 2nd option
    preaching to the choir
    Let’s be honest, we don’t listen to this because it had an amazing story line like Radio Lab, or great production value like 99% invisible. We listen to it because we love the presenters. That’s all.
  • Flowerpink22
    Arguably on of the best Pods
    This show is part of my life, and I look forward to new episodes, even if Hank and John ramble on. I could literally listen to them talk about nothing, and their humor gives me life! If you get it you get it. My favorite part is the news from mars and AFC Whimbleton-- and John making fun of over half of Hank's dad jokes. Superb!
  • Super_Pineapple!
    Tea
    Either. It’s all tea. It’s all amazing. There can never be enough tea in the world or in my life. MORE TEA. Also love the podcast. Can never get enough of Hank and John talking about random things
  • chas Shefchik
    The silence is deafening
    The silence on the Palestinian genocide is honestly deafening at this point. To make it this far into a conflict that is very obviously a humanitarian and healthcare crisis, which is very well within the scope of your work without addressing it has caused me to feel disconnected with your content. I can’t stand with you due to the lack of response. I’m aware this may not be the place, but it has to happen somewhere.
  • MoOOoNKy42
    Eternal existence
    Hey guys i hope you read this on a rainy day, because i think your podcast is great and you should not care what others say sbout it. Also i read a book about 30 stories about possible afterlives, and one said that we sit in a waiting room by heaven until our name is forgotten. Thoughts? The worst measurment of length ever -Miles D
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