You have to be stung by a bee every day bitten by a dog every day or else you die ps I meant a five star I accidentally pressed one star

This podcast is the greatest thing that I’ve ever discovered these three bafoons are so funny, charming, stupid and yet brilliant guys keep on keeping on

Footballer to Spitballer here. These 3 buffoons make anything you’re up to, better. Mundane? More like FUNdane. Some episodes I’ve listened to various times, as I have many downloaded. Whether you’re listening for the first time, 2nd, or 3rd, these guys keep you entertained.

I love this podcast so much, and have easily listened to over 1,000 hours of it. I was wondering if you guys would want to do a worst things to replace toilet paper with draft in the future. ( if you also want this draft, let them know too) and I also agree with darthdarfy that PLEASE DO NOT REPEAT QUESTIONS especially if your answers are the same. More battle royals too. Thanks so much for all the great laughs, I’m so great full. Keep it up!

Literally almost had a car accident laughing during the last episode. A single cheek, really? Seriously thanks for the laughs!

Stop repeating questions in new episodes!!!! Do a fictional weapons battle royale draft! Also do a rudest things draft! Or a US presidents battle royale! For Would You Rather, you should do would you rather be able to use your middle and pointer fingers as scissors or use your pointer finger as a pencil.

This podcast is more entertaining than my dog playing dead!🤣😂

Like SANTA Cruz or great America or six flags (Do SANTA Cruz because I was just there today so I can relate)

How have you guys not drafted the best flag football team to the death? Qb, Wr, Rb, Te… in the coliseum of death!!!

this is the greatest podcast ive listened to! you should do a perfect burger draft.

I stumbled upon this podcast on Spotify and since then I have switched over to apple podcasts and listened to almost all of the episodes within a 3 month period. This podcast makes my day every day and is the best thing every Monday. Thank you so much for giving me this happiness and laughter so hard my family gets worried. Thanks and keep making more episodes!

I am an office Stan. Love the show. Rewatch it more times than I can count. The same things can be said for the spitballers podcast. It is always my go to. I am constantly rewatching episodes. This is hands down, without question, the greatest podcast of all time.

Me and my mom and dad used to use this to help me on our 1 day trip from Louisiana to pigeon forge in Tennessee. I loved it so much because y’all make me laugh. My dad went on my podcasts on my phone and added it and then i got a speaker to put in my bathroom to listen to y’all. I really like how you say the funnest thing in the title like the balding consolation. Please make a scat where some one just says “boo I’m here.

These guys are funny-ish. Heard about them from another podcast. If they are as stupid as they sound, it makes me sad. If they’re pretending to be stupid for jokes, it also makes me sad. You can know things and still be funny. I have a teenage boy, his bros come by, especially as older teenagers, eating all my food. They are smarter than this but funnier.

Andy, Mike and Jason are some of the best human/geniuses of all time. You three make Mondays 1000 times better. You have not only changed the world or the universe but existence it’s self keep up the great work guys.

Love the show, guys. Very weird how much you talk about Elon Musk. 3 grown men idolizing another man this much is really weird. Plz stop or step out of the closet.

Great show 10/10. There is nothing more inspiring than when a fa-I mean heavier guy injures himself while he is sitting at a table because this means that I can truly be and do everything. Even if a certain someone’s food takes are way off, it makes this show that much better. The dynamic between Andy, Mike, Jason, and dare I say the producers is perfect. I do not think it is physically possible to have a better comedy podcast than the Spitballers Podcast, despite the fact that the hosts are complete and utter buffoons, like the intro says. Also, I have had popcorn with some flavacol in it, and Jason must’ve faded WAY too much into his popcorn. Would you rather question below: In a world where everyone has superpowers, would you rather have the power to mimic any power that someone you know possess, or the abilities of Superman and Magneto combined. Draft idea below: American Gladiator winners battle royal

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This is my 11 year old’s favorite show. Does he ask to listen to the “Fantasy Footballers” every time, then get frustrated when I start an episode? Yes. Do I change it after I get a laugh from it? Also, yes. We drove from VA to Boston & had to listen to it the whole time. That’s 10 hours, since you don’t know where things on the East coast are. 🤪🤣 Seriously, keep up the good work.

Clean comedy has to be very difficult to pull off in the modern day but the Spitballers make it look easy!! Great distraction from reality! Brings me happiness and laughter a plenty!

I LOVE THIS SHOW AND IS THIS REAL LIFE?

If I could explain this podcast in one word it would be: everything Please do a draft about best cities

I was listening to the spit hits for today and there is one more difference between pastas; the textures!!!

Can you do more is this really life? It’s my favorite thing that you guys do!

This show is the best podcast EVER I love listening to this show any time I can it is so fun to try and find out why you are so dumb sometimes you guys are bonkers keep it up!!

Would you rather always be to hot or always be to hot (Cold -10) (hot 200)

Meesa listen to the Spitballers many day. Meesa alllllways laugh out loud, okie day? The Spitballers bring peace to the Gungan City.

I listen to these guys every day, and every one else in the house looks at me with weird looks because of how hard I’m laughing when I’m listening to this podcast. And they would to if they listened. One night I listened to an episode about Jason going to the amusement park and how he was kicked off a ride because of his size. I couldn’t stop laughing, tears in my eyes. 10/10

Would you rather burn to death of freeze to death?Would you rather fall in a pit of spiders or a pit of snakes?

I have no words for how good these guys are. They make you feel like you are a part of their little group of 3! They’re genuinely funny not to mention clean which is hard to find. If I want to get a boost of happiness these guys have my back every time with their antics. Keep spitballing :) Situation room idea Mike Tyson has gone rogue and is trying to kill you. He is a 5 hour flight away and will come for you via any means necessary starting now. He has a gps of your exact location which lasts for 5 days and then he will give up trying to find you. What do you do to escape and do you think you will survive?

This podcast is not meant to be listened to in the car. It is not meant to be listened to while working out. It requires full concentration to even begin to comprehend the sophistication and layered humor these three knowledgable hosts set forth. Even after my tenth time through the episodes, most of the jokes and references go over my head. I recommend leaving the rest of the day open when you listen to the spitballers to allow time to process the many complex emotions you will surely be experiencing. This should only be played in the finest art house theaters. Five stars, good sirs. Five stars.

After you won a bet with your local wizard he agrees to give you the power of any fictional character of your choosing but when he was saying the spell he messsed it up and now you get the opposite abilities of the character you cheese who do you cheese and why?

Would you rather have a lot of a little, or a little of a lot?

I have a couple of draft ideas the first one is funniest/best words ex: I think the word tomfoolery is funny another idea I have is a draft book names to describe a bad date (I got inspired by you previous ones) keep rocking guys your podcast seems like it’s made in heaven

I listen to it every time I get my homework and I just laugh and my brother is like what’s so funny about math and I say “I’m not doing my homework I’m to distracted” and I always get a B- but idc, so you guys are awesome btw keep making gold for everyone but mostly meeeeeeeeee!

Just a great podcast. Also recommend fantasy footballers for any football fans or fantasy players

Every night, I listen to an episode of this, then an episode from a space podcast, then I watch a ted-ed. I love the little stories and how each topic turns into something else weird, but sometimes I skip the draft part of the show. WIN MORE LIAR-LIAR

So there I was…in the middle of an outdoor store, listening to the Spitballers while looking at thermal gear when he said it. It hit like a bucket of bricks So it was a would you rather, and the guys were talking about peeing outdoors. I was already laughing out loud and getting weird looks from people. Suppressing my laughter was almost futile, but I made one last effort to keep it in. And then…Jason says in a matter-of-fact tone, “I have a big bush in my front yard.” I gulped in a giant breath and started laughing with all I had. Tears pouring down my face, my legs gave away and I fell to my knees. After a few long moments, I was able to contain myself, but not after pausing the episode. It was a good thing I did too. Had I not paused it, I probably would have died Keep up the good work, Andy, Mike, and Jason!! (and Ducers!)

I have been listening to this show for about a year and whenever I start a new episode I always get the same feeling, the feeling that I know I will love the show even though I have no idea what will be in it. Keep up the good work!

As a USN sailor, I appreciate being able to download episodes of the Spitballers podcast before a deployment and know there are great laughs in store. A refreshing getaway from busy life at sea, and 3 guys who feel like hometown friends while far away. Thank you guys for all the laughs and cheer-ups you bring.

As we all get older, it seems to get harder and harder to have true “laugh out loud” moments. Not with the spitballers podcast! It’s almost a daily moment now, when I am listening in my car, where I just can’t help it! Best time to laugh! Thanks spitballers!

I love this podcast! I listen every week when there is a new episode, and I just LOVE it!!! P.S. On episode 400, can you do a Favorite things from episode 300 draft?

A crocodile would absolutely annihilate a Komodo dragon

Andy is definitely the best Mike and Jason can bite my pillow cushions because Andy makes them look boring. ANDY FOR PRESIDENT!

I’m 11 and I’ve been listening since i was 5.you guys make my day so much better just by listening to the podcast. Thank you for making such a kid friendly and funny podcast for me and my family I even googled what is a clean comedy podcast and number one results were you guys so I decided to give it a shot and I love the podcast. My whole family listens to this podcast because I started listening to it I wish the whole world would listen to it.it is such a good podcast even my fiends started listening to it because they liked it so much Thank you guys for putting your time and effort for the people loving this podcast

i’m 13, and this podcast is definitely true to its word. it’s hilarious, family friendly, and makes you laugh out loud! i listen to it on my bus rides to and from school, and often just around the house while cleaning my room or just chilling. it’s a great thing to listen to when you are on long commutes or road trips!

This podcast needs a laugh out loud warning! Because you will and people will give you some interesting looks! I’m currently getting my masters and doing some hard research with tarantula hawk wasps (yes Jason I work with tarantulas too). This podcast is one of the best things to listen to while doing that work, its just enough educational that it keeps me interested but way more stupid to keep me laughing and smiling! I use the would you rathers throughout the semester with courses I teach and really helps me get to know my students in a fun way! My only problem is seeing pictures of these 3 guys for the first time on here. Mike and Jason look about how I thought they would (though Jason has more hair than I imagined) but Any is way younger! I picked up on there ages as I listened but I never really believed Andy wasn’t in his 50s until now! See? You can learn things just by looking at these gentlemen! Keep up the good work!

I listen to this show on my way to work every morning. I look forward to the positive fun time to start my day. I find myself laughing and play along with the drafts. Great addition to my daily routine (catching up on previous shows). Thanks guys!

🔥This is the best podcast any one has ever created!🔥I’m 13 and I can’t believe that you guys have been filling my ears for almost half my life! I’ve listened to every episode at least 4 times and every time it makes me laugh (sometimes till I cry)! Can’t wait for episode 400!

Love this podcast! Makes my long commute enjoyable. I literally laugh out loud. Thanks guys!