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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!

Recent Episodes
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 51: Grottos & Giants
    Apr 30, 2025 – 02:19:21
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 50: Chalices & Caligni
    Apr 22, 2025 – 01:55:15
  • Dice Will Roll 413 Special: Subgrubs & Snazzards
    Apr 16, 2025 – 02:28:45
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 49: Mothers & Mummies
    Apr 9, 2025 – 01:54:34
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 48: Elevators & Explorers
    Mar 26, 2025 – 02:08:42
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 47: Locks & Lawyers
    Mar 19, 2025 – 01:50:55
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 46: Cambions & Coarti
    Mar 12, 2025 – 01:45:35
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 45: Wisps & Witches
    Mar 5, 2025 – 02:19:33
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 44: Killers & Kobolds
    Feb 19, 2025 – 01:55:27
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 43: Haddocks & Halflings
    Feb 4, 2025 – 01:51:49
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 42: Tactics & Terrors
    Jan 28, 2025 – 01:39:40
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 41: Gaols & Ghost Stories
    Jan 14, 2025 – 01:56:56
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 40: Hares & Hags
    Jan 8, 2025 – 01:42:54
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 39: Doorways & Dollies
    Dec 18, 2024 – 02:02:58
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 38: Schemes & Scientists
    Dec 10, 2024 – 01:58:11
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 37: Sales & Skitterskins
    Nov 26, 2024 – 01:56:21
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 36: Deals & Devils
    Nov 19, 2024 – 02:11:46
  • The War of Immortals
    Nov 12, 2024 – 01:34:06
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 35: Slumber & Suspense
    Nov 5, 2024 – 02:10:27
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 34: Steam & Seugathi
    Oct 28, 2024 – 02:13:20
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 33: Bars & Bands
    Oct 14, 2024 – 02:06:02
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 32: Lutes & Laboratories
    Oct 8, 2024 – 01:38:32
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 31: Rubies & Revenents
    Sep 9, 2024 – 02:23:24
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 30: Evils & Exorcisms
    Sep 3, 2024 – 02:27:09
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 29: Tigers & Tournaments
    Aug 26, 2024 – 02:21:42
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 28: Grothluts & Grimoires
    Aug 12, 2024 – 01:56:58
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 27: Crimes & Candor
    Aug 6, 2024 – 02:15:40
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 26: Clans & Cosmopolises
    Jul 22, 2024 – 02:30:49
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 25: Tombs & Travels
    Jul 15, 2024 – 01:36:12
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 24: Bloodlines & Braziers
    Jul 8, 2024 – 01:49:12
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 23: Leeches & Legends
    Jul 1, 2024 – 02:23:15
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 22: Wizards & Wretches
    Jun 25, 2024 – 02:02:05
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 21: Relics & Rendezvous
    Jun 19, 2024 – 02:30:11
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 20: Wisps & Warnings
    Jun 12, 2024 – 02:20:18
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 19: Beastmen & Bones
    Jun 3, 2024 – 01:47:18
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 18: Campfires & Contracts
    May 22, 2024 – 02:18:09
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 17: Churches & Chirurgeons
    May 14, 2024 – 02:09:49
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 16: Cultists & Crawlings
    May 7, 2024 – 01:53:18
  • The Godsrain Prophecies
    Apr 29, 2024 – 01:24:44
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 15: Villains & Vendors
    Apr 23, 2024 – 01:54:20
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 14: Romance & Reveries
    Apr 15, 2024 – 02:04:11
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 13: Gambits & Ghouls
    Apr 8, 2024 – 02:01:16
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 12: Crafts & Curses
    Apr 1, 2024 – 01:56:56
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 11: Puppets & Peril
    Mar 25, 2024 – 02:03:32
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 10: Morlocks & Maggots
    Mar 19, 2024 – 01:55:26
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 9: Traps & Tinkerers
    Mar 11, 2024 – 01:58:43
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 8: Murk & Minotaurs
    Mar 4, 2024 – 01:46:34
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 7: Secrets & Skeletons
    Feb 26, 2024 – 01:18:30
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 6: Scoundrels & Seers
    Feb 19, 2024 – 01:37:04
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 5: Graveyards & Gristle
    Feb 13, 2024 – 01:30:46
Recent Reviews
  • lavendergaming4life
    Worms!
    MOAR WORMS!!!
  • Walrusman01
    One of the best
    If you’re going to listen to one pathfinder show I would pick this one. It’s a ton of fun and the chemistry of the hosts is infectious
  • Probably the Villain
    ‘Is good! Yeah!
    An actual play where you can distinctly tell everyone’s voices apart?! At all moments?! The DM has a way with words and a knack for setting the mood of a scene and rolling with the story-punches. The players… are an absolutely ~wild~ and endearing bunch to listen to. It’s sweet. It’s exciting. It’s weirdly sticky to the touch. What more could you want from a circus?!
  • JonTheBookhoarder
    Poggers
    Legit the Best Pathfinder Podcast in the multiverse. Derry consistently makes the most memorable and beloved NPC’s with unique personalities and voices. Ritz, Dave, and Luna are amazing players who have such strong chemistry with each other that I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve nearly hurt myself laughing or literally cried at how wholesome they can be. I’d give more than 5 stars if I could.
  • deadlibrarianthanks
    poggers
    Truly just absolutely the most poggers podcast in the world we are blessed by this. Even if Derry IS a big voreboi.
  • s.alty
    Wow! 11 Episodes in and HOOKED!
    I haven’t ever played Pathfinder, but this podcast — being touted as the gayest podcast of all time — grabbed my attention immediately! I came to learn a little bit about Pathfinder, and stayed for the AMAZING role playing and story telling! Keep it up, and I look forward to being along for all the future adventures! 💚
  • JMSpencerPMA
    Best Extinction Curse Actual Play!
    I love this podcast. As a co-host if another LGBTQ-led Pathfinder podcast, it makes me glad that we didn’t also opt for Extinction Curse as we would not have done it so well!
  • Sold me!
    Thoroughly enjoyable
    I just recently discovered it and have been listening to the Extinction Curse. I love it and await each new episode with baited breath.
  • Cassiroll
    Lovely Cast!
    Clearly already close friends, that’s the best way to start off a show. You know these folk are just having a great time together and enjoying the ride. Lucky to have it shared with us!
  • John Wickee
    Fun and Inclusive TTRPG Podcast
    I love listening to actual play podcasts. I stumbled across Dice Will Roll from reddit and started listening and love it. All the cast is great and makes for fun interactions and story tellers. I also love the way they end up taking Kingmaker and making it interesting for listening when you could otherwise spend hours on the kingdom management side of things. With longer episodes there is a lot of content I'm still catching up on. It's also great to have more inclusive not only cast but characters being played. Highly recommend this podcast.
  • donbuley
    My Favorite Podcast Hands Down
    I listen to a BUNCH of ttrpg podcasts. Binging this has been a pure delight. I look forward to going to work each night and plugging these marvelous people into my head. Going to be very upset when I'm all caught up and have to wait week-to-week. The Pathfinder 2E system sounds, if I may....EPIC. This AP is also one of my favorites by Paizo and one I've tried so many times to get a group for. So to hear it come to life FAR BETTER than I ever could is really fulfilling. The cast is hilarious and gorgeous and VALID. Can you tell I've been listening recently? I have.
  • Beanish
    So great and important
    As a queer parent of a trans kid, this podcast is amazing. I can share my love of Pathfinder and LGBT issues in one place with my kids and I just can’t express how thankful I am for you all.
  • NopeItsJoe
    Derry says Trans Rights
    Great story, great players. Overall a great and compelling podcast.❤️ Also, the audio quality improves quickly.
  • AllyJRW
    New Favorite Podcast
    I started listening to DWR late and ended up bingeing everything over a week because it was THAT good. It's so incredibly funny and the story still has its hearwarming moments. Everyone I've talked to about it is in love with having such a diverse range of cast and characters.
  • SkyliPeep
    The Most Inclusive Pathfinder Podcast!
    An excellent podcast that is well on its way to growing! The dynamic between the players and their DM is great, and their characters fun and interesting! It is nice having characters and players I can relate to personally. Keep it up!
  • Fancy Pantalo
    Love the idea
    Love the idea of some mega gay rpg. Unfortunately the audio is pretty lousy in that I find myself having to turn up the volume a lot to hear one person and then someone else speaks/laughs and it is blaring. But I think this podcast has a lot of potential so I’m giving you guys five stars in the hopes you’ll make some money and be able to get some better audio equipment. Also that kid who aggressively cusses all the time cracks me up. I think your character’s name starts with I. Hilarious.
  • Spider-Girl: Jemma Nicole
    Absolutely Worth Your Time
    The story is compelling. The humor is well placed. The music is superb. The people are wonderful. All of the above are fantastic selling points, but more than anything these folks make the world feel a little less lonely. That’s something truly special, and more than enough reason to give this wonderful podcast a try. Thank you for making something special y’all ❤️
  • TurinBlacksword
    So much fun
    These people are fantastic. I feel like I’m hanging out with the group of queer friends I never had. They’re hilarious, do a great job explaining the game, and the storytelling is fantastic too. All around awesome.
  • Trainershadow
    Amazing
    This is such a strange lil podcast but in all honesty it’s really funny. Favorite quote has to do with the ‘smelting pot of homosexuality’ during the introductions and I already love all the people involved.
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