2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

Recent Episodes
  • Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 15, 2024 – 01:07:19
  • Double Team w/ KFC Radio | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 8, 2024 – 01:06:48
  • 2 Bears, 1 Dave w/ Dave Attell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 1, 2024 – 01:19:23
  • Shannon Sharpe Won't Like This Bracket | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 25, 2024 – 01:20:40
  • Happy Women’s Month | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 18, 2024 – 01:16:24
  • A Gift For Joe Rogan | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 11, 2024 – 01:13:02
  • The Most Special Performance EVER | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 4, 2024 – 01:12:48
  • World's Smallest D***s | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 26, 2024 – 01:04:38
  • AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 19, 2024 – 01:20:53
  • Delicious or Disgusting Taste Test | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 12, 2024 – 01:07:43
  • Our Big Announcement | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 5, 2024 – 01:09:06
  • Does Katt Williams Hate Us? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jan 29, 2024 – 01:04:23
  • In Love with Weed w/ Jake Johnson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jan 22, 2024 – 02:21:51
  • F1 Is Wild w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jan 15, 2024 – 01:17:11
  • Praying for Laughs w/ Jessica Kirson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 218
    Jan 8, 2024 – 01:18:56
  • Calling Comics for 2 Bears 5K | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 217
    Jan 1, 2024 – 01:29:29
  • Charitable Endeavors | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 216
    Dec 18, 2023 – 01:22:35
  • Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 215
    Dec 11, 2023 – 01:25:03
  • 2 Bears vs 2 Kelces | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 214
    Dec 4, 2023 – 01:11:12
  • What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213
    Nov 27, 2023 – 01:11:45
  • The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212
    Nov 20, 2023 – 01:20:50
  • The Crazy World of Steve-O | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 211
    Nov 13, 2023 – 01:26:18
  • Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210
    Nov 6, 2023 – 01:15:27
  • John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209
    Oct 30, 2023 – 02:00:04
  • The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208
    Oct 23, 2023 – 01:27:45
  • The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207
    Oct 16, 2023 – 01:36:01
  • What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206
    Oct 9, 2023 – 01:34:53
  • From Hip Hop to Stand-Up w/ Cipha Sounds | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 205
    Oct 2, 2023 – 01:47:29
  • Seducing Taylor Swift | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 204
    Sep 25, 2023 – 01:20:30
  • 2 Bears, 2 Great Minds w/ Andrew Huberman & Cory Henry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 203
    Sep 18, 2023 – 02:05:49
  • Bears vs. Wild Animals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 202
    Sep 11, 2023 – 01:04:50
  • Sober Bert | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 201
    Sep 4, 2023 – 01:29:43
  • Episode 200 Spectacular | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 200
    Aug 28, 2023 – 01:12:58
  • I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199
    Aug 21, 2023 – 01:04:13
  • Beer Olympics | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 198
    Aug 14, 2023 – 01:12:36
  • Wildest Shark Attacks w/ Theo Von | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 197
    Aug 7, 2023 – 01:22:10
  • Rob Lowe's Incredible Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 196
    Jul 31, 2023 – 01:44:42
  • Fun With Chloroform | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 195
    Jul 24, 2023 – 01:16:04
  • Knives and Fights w/ Joel McHale | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 194
    Jul 17, 2023 – 01:52:27
  • Flying Death Traps | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 193
    Jul 10, 2023 – 01:11:13
  • The Content Machine w/ Kountry Wayne | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 192
    Jul 3, 2023 – 01:22:52
  • Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191
    Jun 26, 2023 – 01:06:19
  • Is Squirting Real? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 190
    Jun 19, 2023 – 01:05:33
  • Plus-Size Accommodations w/ Tim Dillon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 189
    Jun 12, 2023 – 01:11:30
  • The Machine Premiere | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 188
    Jun 5, 2023 – 01:06:37
  • Flooring It w/ Ryan Blaney | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 187
    May 29, 2023 – 01:04:57
  • Make Hollywood Fun Again w/ Kevin Smith | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 186
    May 22, 2023 – 02:40:05
  • The Dream Team w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 185
    May 15, 2023 – 01:20:20
  • The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184
    May 8, 2023 – 01:50:50
  • Women Have It Good w/ Yannis Pappas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 183
    May 1, 2023 – 01:22:32
Recent Reviews
  • jrofhwell
    Yep
    Yep
  • Steve H. in Dallas
    Bert makes it unlistenable - Tom saves it
    I usually only listen when Bert's not on. Bert is such a self-absorbed narcissist, wanna be comedian, it's sad. He's not funny, I don't know if he can even write a joke. It's all about hm and his fame. Tom on the other hand, funny, down to earth and likable.
  • wddxgdsxghjklig
    Stop exploiting
    Why is every podcaster promoting a terrible addiction? Yeah, go waste your rent on gambling, great idea. By the way, neither of you are funny. Why don’t you take your $300 shirt off and make fun of “poor” people while you raise little ftards for kids. To reiterate, you’re not funny. Good luck when you lose your $ because you’re a bunch of boring hacks.
  • 观澜账号
    Ooo
    Ooo
  • KwallsK1
    Something’s changed
    Something changed along the way and it’s just not funny to me like it once was. It’s like when Austin Powers lost his mojo.
  • TheDuke539
    Bring back the comedy
    An alcoholic autist and a soft-body sociopath discuss what it was like growing up with wealthy parents while hating on "poors" whose parents weren't doctors or bankers.
  • Nice 03
    Nice
    Nice
  • westhartfordkid
    Happy Women’s Month Ep is Epic
    Please just let Bert cover Women’s Month every day this month. He somehow integrates random news fragments with some incredible takes - and I was laughing out loud.
  • Mothman Fan
    Tom is so boring it hurts
    I love Bert because he’s genuinely laughing from the heart. Everything Tom says feels forced and he’s the human equivalent of watching paint dry.
  • SkylerECU
    yo
    good
  • Hfdvjrdbnkgc
    Gone way downhill…
    This show has taken such a turn for worse. Bert is really ignorant when it comes to most subjects and it is cringy how he tries to act like he knows what he is talking about. Tom is just a grumpy bully. I thought this show was suppose to be funny, but it hasn’t been for a long time.
  • Mdelong555
    Growth
    I’ve listen to this podcast since day one. As a human we grow. These guys have grown. Everyone complains about they are out of touch or not funny. They both are finally getting to truly enjoy themselves after the decades of hard work they put in. still love this podcast and every week I listen in or watch on YouTube.
  • Rocky Mountain Nole
    Big Dumb Animal
    Will someone please teach Bert how to talk into a microphone. He’s either screaming like a woman or whispering to the point it’s inaudible. Show has gone way downhill.
  • Frodaddybear
    The bears
    Love these two no matter how rich they become they talk about how they relate to each other. Others who hate really hate themselves. Just one thing where is the 5k by may going to take place.
  • huufghjsj
    Tom and Bert are incredibly unlikeable
    Just wanted to put my disdain for these 2 in writing. Used to be a fan 5 years ago but these guys are unsufferable and just straight up not funny. Taking riding on Joe Rogan's coattails to a whole new level. Hate you boys!!!
  • Whorenun
    Lost the plot.
    Insufferable garbage. Tom used to be funny. Bert never was. He’s a morning zoo laugher who stumbled into a career. They should be really embarrassed for shilling their new vodka brand like they’ve been but I don’t think they’re capable of the kind of reflection necessary for that to happen. Listen to anything else.
  • IamKyleB
    They’ve totally lost touch and with it their sense of humor.
    I subscribed on day 1 as a big fan but recently have unsubscribed as I just can’t stand them anymore. I’m happy for their success but with it has come an arrogance that I could honestly accept and deal with if they maintained the quality of the podcast but it’s really fallen off a cliff. Guest bears are total hit or miss but even when it’s the two of them it’s just them jerking off to how awesome they are with only small flickers of the old fun and magic that made them both funny and relatable. Success ruins some people and unfortunately Tom and Bert are two of those people.
  • whole bag of nope
    Fell off real hard
    Loved this at first, now it’s just a weekly infomercial. Unsubscribing. Tom made this a business and it has sucked ever since. Rogan even called them out on it. Barely an hour and all ads. These two need to fall back to earth and realize what got them where they are. Now rooting for their failures bc they are unBEARable. See YouTube Bert crashing pat macafee
  • supernatural89
    Bert has a word quota to hit
    It’s like Bert got a note telling him to interrupt whoever’s talking after 10 seconds, sound is not consistent, the content is all over the place. Do better.
  • Kuhate_b
    Not How it Used to be..
    I was a huge fan, but now I find myself never clicking on the new episodes. I miss the old dynamic.
  • captjohn74
    Perfect
    Guys, This podcast is always the perfect length for my commute to work. I don’t know how you do it!? And you’re funny. Update… Bert, for god’s sake man… stop burping into the mike. Please.
  • Noknicknameneeded
    No longer enjoyable
    Bert’s my favorite comedian but recently all he seems concerned with is podcasting long enough to get in all the ad reads. The final straw was the hour long infomercial for alcohol. Maybe I’ll revisit his endeavors in a couple of years. This review brought to you by for osso toilet water.
  • Alex31JS
    Don't eat and talk on a podcast
    Loved the show but the eating was horrible to listen to unlike Bert's other podcast where he eats
  • VictorC2235
    Usually Great
    Although there is the occasional dull guest, majority of the guests are interesting and have led me to other podcasts. Even in the “bad” episodes I still catch myself laughing throughout but nothing beats the OG episodes when both bears are there.
  • davesiggy
    Hilarious
    I can’t wait for this to come out each time. It’s rare that podcasts have me laughing to the point of wheezing but this one does it. Ever since the cool aid episode, I don’t miss one.
  • BoltYourDoor
    The podcast is dead
    This was once a great and super entertaining podcast. Now, it’s predominantly random guests. When Bert occasionally is with Tom, Bert talks about himself for 90 mins. Drinking, not drinking, fitness, repeat. It’s so void of anything entertaining anymore. RIP, 2 bears.
  • MplsChris2020
    Technical Issues - the Pod is Amazing
    Mix - especially on Jake Johnson ep makes it so hard to hear Bert and guest. Was constantly changing my volume to try and hear. Love you all so much, hope you take this as technical feedback — and as a note, not a reflection of how rad you all are. Your podcast is a part of my life. Y’all are amazing. Just maybe try and fix the mix or find ways to mic-up these amazing convos so they still have all the dope dynamics of a convo.
  • Karand69
    The Best Podcast
    I look forward to seeing it come out each week. It’s my go to for unstoppable laughter and step out of whatever life’s bothering me with for a bit. Take a listen you won’t regret it!!
  • some person with an internet
    Jewish propaganda
    First episode I listen to and the guest is telling lies about how jews need to be scared when jews are the ones committing genocide all over the planet.
  • Funny, cool, 654
    It is pretty good 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
    Here is a challenge: tell each other really bad, dad jokes, and whoever laughs the most loses.
  • NMils
    They hate you
    They joke about how much they hate the poor, apparently we’re all “f****** losers” for not being filthy greedy rich. Screw this show
  • DaltonS13
    Taking on the Kelce
    This has me laughing historically while working, you guys need to battle them in guitar hero, I think you guys would have a chance! Love the pod cast guys keep up the great work!
  • ht9863
    bring more LeeAnn
    the only podcast i legit can pay attention to.
  • CORRADI13
    CHALLENGE IDEA 2 Bear VS Kelce
    I have a 2 part idea for the 2bear VS kelce showdown. We start with a friendly game of beer pong. Losing team takes a shot. Maybe have vodka instead of beer (go crazy) Followed by a game of homemade FAMILY FUED questions. This way everyone is nice and drunk for the game and we know you guys would have funny answers. Love you guys! -Christine Corradi
  • Milnut320
    Kelce Challenge
    Great show!! Love the vibe. I think the challenge should be telling dad jokes. Whoever laughs the most loses.
  • Ticktock50
    Contest
    Cooking
  • H.W. Bush on the Grassy Knoll
    Not allowed on American Airlines
    Apparently Tom Segura is on a now fly list and listening to this podcast isn’t allowed. The attendant said it’s akin to “literally threatening that you have a b*mb on the plane…” if I have anything Tom Segura related. When I was taken off the plane the Air Marshals said something about finding ticket stubs with Tom’s name at several locations where planes have crashed, even though some of these were investigated by the NTSB and determined to be an accident I guess there’s still ongoing investigations. The podcast doesn’t come with a disclaimer I just wanted everyone to know.
  • Corvus Anduril
    Going Downhill
    This podcast started off way funnier and had a fraction of the amount of ads. This is my 2nd edit of this review. Went from 5 stars to 2... Podcast isn't funny anymore and the lastest episode had 3 commercial interruptions in the first half hour... Seriously guys?
  • Fullmetal560
    Awful!
    How did these 2 losers ever get a podcast?
  • TJ021969
    Love the show!
    Show could be better if Bert would stop cutting Tom off! LOL!!
  • tokin5000
    Bootlickers
    It’s making the tRump Bootlickers cry. Poor little thinks.
  • Rachel2288557
    Ignorant and privileged
    Very first episode I go to listen to, they are gloating about being ignorant of the current world events. Nice they have that option. Sounded heartless.
  • JTheBatman
    Sexiest men in the inter-web
    Love it Bret and Thonmson are the best sexiest voices on the inter-web
  • McNair on cbdozn
    Annoying
    Let me sum up every episode for you. Bert drooling over drinking trying to convince himself and others he’s not an alcoholic.
  • Harleys Man
    The perfect podcast!
    This is the perfect podcast for fans of comedy! Bert and Tom are perfect together. The only thing that could improve it is if it were longer. Otherwise, great podcast!
  • UWHiggs
    Editing
    Great and fun podcast! The audio version seems to have editing issues because it replays parts of segments at times.
  • Laaaaaange
    Unreliable
    Used to be slightly annoying, now unlistenable. Success kills comedy unfortunately.
  • Suz_420
    Best when both hosts are on!
    Loved this when it first came out. It was full of laughs and good times. Over the years it’s gone a little sideways with only one of the two bears usually hosting with a guest host. Those episodes are never as funny as when both bears are together. I find a lot of the recent pods have not been as laugh out loud funny. I miss the episodes where Tom and Bert were together, cracking up and sharing stories. Please do more episodes with both bears present and much less with all the guest hosts- we want comedy, laughs & silliness.
  • Duhjent
    Eggh
    Used to be good but for whatever reason the podcast skips around for any podcast these guys release. Also, too many guests and not enough of Bert and Tom.
  • Slutsch
    To many guests
    What made this podcast great was the interplay between Tom and Bert. Sadly they rarely do the show together anymore.
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