The Horny Housewife

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Society & Culture #134, Relationships #20

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @thehornyhousewifepodcastTik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcastCONFESS/REQUEST *anon*www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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Micheal Blueth

Lame

She’s talks like a high school girl.
TimSmitten

Depth, Breadth & Growth

My favorite part is how surprising each episode is. Unexpected moments abound in every segment, whether stream of consciousness ranting monologues or closely tailored interviews with all-around interesting folk. Today’s episode was a huge shift into high gear 🏁
Jerboy73

Jordy Crush

She is helping so many people including me in a fun entertaining way and is the epitome of who I’m looking for in a relationship after a 20 + year marriage. How do find someone who is of like mind?
Cbird1372

Amazing!!

I am 53 years old and I’m having the best sex of my life. I can attribute this to many factors. One in particular is listening to Jordy’s podcast. It is down to earth, fun, and extremely well done. She is like the sister I never had with her no nonsense advice. Do yourself a major favor and give her a listen. You will not regret it one bit!!
Insane Trainer

Fun and informative

Jordyn is the little sister I’ve always wanted! Although I don’t agree with her 100% of the time, her takes on various relationship issues give me another perspective to think about. Always entertaining, always honest. Keep it up!
Alhunt22

Rude.

Host was butt hurt because I asked if she could add time stamps.. acting like it was the craziest concept she’s ever heard.. even though all the other podcasts I listen to have them. She said I’m not smart enough to figure out how to skip ahead to the spot I’m trying to be at, & that I’m lazy.. so according to her I’m a lazy idiot. 😂 Seems like a pretty extreme response to a very standard question. Obviously I won’t be listening anymore, but just warning everyone that this is how she treats her listeners to try to get an easy laugh from people who watch her stories.
anthonydavisinc

A+ podcast

In a big sea of sex and relationship podcast, this has become my favorite. Jordyn is awesome! Very educational, very practical advice that works and extremely funny!
fernf79

Love my THH Pod!

One of the best Adult oriented relationship podcast. I listen weekly and also listen with my wife. We either get some great new advice about various topics or confirms things we are already doing in our relationship that we thought was just us. Thanks Jordyn! Keep it up
honkiecat

#1 podcast, hands down!

I LOVEEEE listening to THH podcast! Jordyn is sooo freaking funny + entertaining but delivers such valuable insight!!! She makes you feel less judged + less weird (for lack of a better word) + normalizes even the most taboo of topics! I love all of the sex positive talk + am so grateful to have stumbled across your podcast! I’m always looking forward to the next episode!! 👌🏼🫰🏼🤌🏼
Dave HUBBY

Time well spent

Love listening to THH she is quirky and adorable while being laser direct! I especially like listening to her with my wife …. After 4 decades of wonderful togetherness this podcast is making it even hotter in my house and I would not have thought that possible!
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Nothing but love !

Girl you got me hooked from episode one 👹
DiamondAl007

One of the most honest podcasts ever!

I am a bit overdue in writing this review, as I fell in love with the podcast the first time I started listening - which was a year ago. I have been a faithful listener ever since. Jordyn is a fantastic speaker and if you enjoy streams of consciousness she will appeal to you (isn't that right Todd? Whose Todd anyway? Wait. It's just name, it could be Bill). She is darn entertaining and has a great sense of humor. Jordyn is so honest. She calls is like shes it and is the epitomy of "what you hear is what you get". She will give you her best opinion and will ground it in whether she is speaking from the heart, the mind or from a pace of educated knowledge. Take it or leave it, it's always your choice. She and her podcast are a bundle of fun energy, with a wide variety of topics. Here's five stars to "Jordycakes"! Keep the podcasts coming!
107.7 cool

Thanks

Enjoy the show very much. It has been very helpful.
DouKrem

Honest and hilarious

Jordyn must be as messed up as I am. This is the most honest and hilarious show in its category. I learn things and laugh heavily every episode.
Jeff CaptainFPV

Fun, but be careful or you might learn something

She's honest and has walked on both sides of the tracks, so don't ask if you can't stand honesty.
seadoo5150

Fun and informative

Jordyn is down to earth and gives great insight into the mind of a sexy lady Always enjoy listening to her podcast
gbaby2308

Yessssss

I love this podcast it gives you a little insight on everything from sex to learning your partner, everything . Keep it going, I’m listening!!!
Martin Dreadnought

Fun and knowledgeable

Mixing fun with great insight in to marital relationships, Jordyn is always a good listen. Not formally educated in sex counseling she nevertheless through research, experience and an intuitive knowledge of how men and woman think, she provides good info. Never miss an episode.
Tom C - Chicago

A lot of fun and hot

I’m 6 episodes in and loving it. Just started from the beginning and this is great advice, fun to listen to and just hot. I think I’m going to listen to all 187 episodes 😭
BodybuildingNerdsRadio

Great show :)

Jordan is great :) …she makes me nervous, and she makes my brown face blush, and I can’t help but feel like a complete sexual loser when I listen to her, BUT, really great show! :)
Kreal1

Ep 181

Great episode, always has great insight on LTR. Nice to learn something new.
Mantequila12

True and Authentic

1st, you always have good interesting, creative content. 2. You are always your true, authentic self. No acting here, just giving your truthful opinion from either, experience, or research. Keep doing you. Thank you,
vgcghb5f

Great Show!

Very informative and great content. She is also funny as well.
zztapper

Homestarrunner

Trogdor burninate!!!!
PdidsCA

Entertaining and Informative

I never write reviews and honestly don’t like writing in any way. But and not butt, my wife and I love the podcast, you are my fav host and I hope you continue to create content and share not only your research and personal experiences with us but continue to be an amazingly authentic voice in this space! Wish you all the success and glad we found you!
Grizzle4578

So fun!!!

Love Jordy! She’s so funny, cute, and relatable! So much good info!! Has changed my sex life for the better!! Highly recommend for men and women!
Archibald9

A let down

Was looking forward to this podcast — I have no sexual hang-ups, swearing doesn’t bother me, I’m down for talking about all this stuff. But I listened for about 26 minutes on my way to work and just couldn’t get past the droning (was she high?) and the way she sometimes speaks with lilting accentuations — I don’t know if it’s a “Valley Girl” schtick or what. But the 26 minutes I listened (my commute is 45 minutes, btw), it was alllllll about complaining about her cold, her son’s desire to play football AND baseball, and her passive-aggressive hatred for her last 1-star reviewer. Oh, and shameless plugs for her sponsors: boner pills and lubricant. Only right before switched it off did she start getting into some actually sex talk, but by then her vapid insights had left me wondering why I’d wasted my time to begin with. *sigh*
ben06292018

Great for growing your relationship

Spicy content with great context. Lots or great recommendations to other resources too. Really has been a game changer in how I have been approaching my significant other.
Chase McFace

Educational and entertaining

Don’t judge it by the title! This is a great show with lots of great info, listener questions and amazing guests. The host is funny, too. It’s like hanging out with a friend.
Ghhghhhhhhhhhgggggh

Ow yeah to hard to talk

Your show makes my 19in destroyer hard as can be
gauc1

Love it!

You absolutely have to love the open and creative approach to address the elephant (s) in the room! Thanks for the insight and education and the way you lay out the message! You keep up the good work so I can keep (it) up the good work!
MellyG91

Can we be real life besties plz?!

I’ve been straight up BINGING your show for 3 days now. I love it. I’m engaged, been together 3 years, most things are great for us but we have some things we struggle with in the sexual areas of our relationship. This has been helpful in many ways to open my eyes, or his, to give me a different perspective on things, or just to hear someone’s else’s personal opinion! Thanks for making this possible, and hope you keep it up for a long time!
RedHottie35

My Favorite Podcast

I look forward to Mondays new episodes. I love Jordyn’s perspective. I found her podcast when my marriage was not going well. Hearing her say some of the things I had heard my husband say in the past really opened my eyes. Some of the topics she has covered have exponentially improved our sex life. Jordyn, keep up the good work!! I absolutely love your show and tell my friends about it! My husband encourages me to share your show with his friends wives. He brags how much “less predictable” I am. Thank you for talking about what you do.
Jlbrass89!

Amazing

Always good advice and a laugh to go with it! Love this podcast
EparkPat

Very entertaining

The conversations and topics are so relatable and real!
Jupitersthong

From a single 22 year old w/ no children

This is a really gooood podcast , I love that Jordyn started doing Wednesday quickies ! Shorter versions for a quick commute or if you have 30 mins or less to spare. Her voice is so soothing , the topics/ listeners questions are something you won’t find anywhere else ! If you are not listening , you better start listening.
Aaron95747

171 great insight and recommendations

Provided lots of good advice I could have used years ago with my ex wife. Impressed with the content and thoughtful discussions. Quickies are a great addition. Love the Podcast
MichaelMurphy313

Honest, Educational, Funny Sex Talk

Jordyn a/k/a The Horny Housewife talks about the most intimate subjects in a way that takes away the embarrassment and shame that usually accompanies these topics. She is smart, open, honest, funny, non-judgmental and has no biases other than a sincere desire to help committed couples improve their sex lives. Her advice is a unique combination of no-nonsense and common sense, and she treats all of her listeners’ and their questions with dignity and respect while calling them out (gently) on their B.S. when necessary. She is an excellent interviewer and actually listens to her guests which make her interviews a pleasure to listen to. My spouse and I listen together each week and always learn something new. I highly recommend!
33race33

Thankful

Jordyn helps me look forward to my Monday morning commute. She creates a fun & insightful look into being intentional in my marriage. My wife & I have mind blowing sex 2-3 times a week and I want to keep it that way. Jordyn is never short on ideas to help us make things interesting. Thank you Jordyn!
I’m just here for the tea

Authentic

Jordyn makes talking about sex okay, not just in the bedroom. Some of us grew up in a home that it was not okay to have sexual curiosity. Jordyn is seriously the little sister I never knew I needed.Jordyn’s got a huge heart and always comes to the table with an open mind. She’s adorable, beautiful and a girl boss💪🏼 Support her podcast and subscribe! She will not disappoint.
remfish

Brightens up my Monday 👏🏻

I’ve listened for at least a year now and look forward to your new episode every Monday. Love the “toxic” big sister advice 😂 as well as the real, less toxic ideas too! Listener questions are my favorite but when Jordyn does have guests, they know their stuff!
Kayla Szalma

LOVE!

Absolutely Love this post cast! Love the listener questions, different topics each week! I look forward to Mondays to listen to the show, and now Wednesdays!
mamacassreads

You need this podcast in your life

I’m hopping over from Spotify, just to leave a review because this podcast is ✨ chef’s kiss ✨ perfection. Jordyn is hilarious in her delivery of real-freaking-talk truth about sex and marriage. I listen on long runs and am certain I look deranged laughing my head off with sweat dripping down my face, while nodding my head in agreement with pretty much everything she says. I’ve listened to lots of sex/marriage/intimacy podcasts and this is the best, hands-down. I proudly rock my new THH merch and tell anyone who’s married to listen to Jordyn for a giggle and SO MANY practical ways to level up your marriage and sex life. I’ve been married for 16 years with five kids. We’ve always valued our intimacy and both have high drives, but our sex life has never been better. This podcast is one reason why. Thank you, Jordyn! A forever fan + listener!
T.Scott54

Truth

This pod is awesome
makingmovesjb

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

LOVE this podcast. Each episode delves into fascinating topics, and I could (in fact I do) listen to Jordyn non-stop. Not only does she offer valuable advice for individuals and couples of all genders, but her personality is 🔥. There are times where I’m listening with my earbuds and break out in laughter, leaving my family to wonder what I’m listening to. Jordyn has introduced me to numerous subjects I didn’t realize I was overlooking, and I feel like she could easily be my bestie. This podcast has been LIFE CHANGING for myself, and has enriched my sex life and my marriage significantly. THANK YOU JORDYN! 🔥 🔥
Anonymous Review Author

A Tried To Like It

I was really hoping I would like this show. I enjoy learning about sexual topics and expanding my knowledge. Not just for personal use and gaining experience, but also for genuine curiosity on what other people like/do/think. But, the host can come off pretty heavily with the “she gives you p*ssy, so you need to bow to her in return” biased bullsh*t. That is a very toxic way to view the intimate and sexual relationship between two people who mutually love each other. If it’s a true partnership with a real connection, then there should never be an imbalance of a trade off. As in, if the man gets pleasure from the woman, then he must do something outside of s*x for her in return. That’s called a barter, or a trade, or a transaction. ‘I will let you have this if you do that for me.’ The host should not be an advocate for this mentality if she wants to promote truly health intimacy.
Nickname0512

REAL TALK Podcast

I can’t get enough of these episodes. The education I’ve gotten on top of many laughs (this chick is just NAT UR A LLY funny!) is out of this world. No shame and just tells it like it is! LOVE!!! PS: I’ve never left a podcast review. Ever. I love her that much.
Michellebotkin

Obsessed!

I’m obsessed with this podcast! Great content in every episode I’ve listened to so far. And I’m plowin through them since i found this show! Plz keep em cummin. (I had do)
ShayShayyyy08

I wanna be her friend IRL

Jordyn!!! I feel like we would be real life BFFs!! I only just started listening last week and I’ve gone through SO MANY EPISODES (I drive a lot😅) You give the best advice and I relate so much to so many of these episodes!
H.storm

Erotica

I never knew I would have been into erotica. Now I know. Looking up audible books right now!

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