How are the dogs wade?

Never fails to make my day better! Love listening to these guys. Been a fan for years, and hearing Wade get angry and Mark and Bob cackle maniacally at each other never gets old. Only hard part is trying not to smile like a weirdo while I'm working.

Love the podcast, you save me from boredom at work every week. You guys have such a rapport with one another! Best beware, Billy Mitchell will probably try to sue purely by the accusation alone from your podcast this week, joke or not- but his grounds are poor and his methods are unprofessional. He relies on the threat of legal action to pressure people into doing what he wants, but he never succeeds on a follow-through. Stand your ground and he’ll crumple like paper, like he has with his all his other cases. Oh and if Billy does do the thing, get in contact with Karl Jobst. He’ll set you up right.

And sick 🤙

People are saying it’s “almost perfect” or that “something’s wrong”. Podcasts are forms of people talking, having conversations contains opinions and there is nothing right or wrong. Grow up and enjoy!

The first 10min of my first time listening was ads. Already lost interest. Not a fair chance, but sorry.

Mark, Bob and Wade have really outdone themselves this time. I’m a frequent viewer of the Markiplier channel and always enjoyed that, so when I learned there was a PODCAST I had to listen.

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The podcast is awesome but if Sean or JackScepticEye could join in some form or way it would be awesome rock on destractible!

The chicken doesn’t taste like chicken, their policies are pretty bad and the fries are awful F tier

After hearing the intolerant views of mark and bob on personal choice with company policy I can’t listen anymore

I enjoyed this episode a lot, mainly cause i agree with a lot of the ranks of these restaurants, but not because of the reasons. Everyone is entitled to their opinion cause everyone is different from another and that is totally acceptable. However, i disagree with your reasons for not liking Chik-fil-a. I totally agree that everyone should show love to others but there’s a difference between loving someone as a person for their individual gifts, talents, and perspectives and showing love of interest regardless of gender (can be romantic but not always). All Christians want to show love to everyone because we care about their souls but we can’t agree with their actions sometimes. As a Catholic, i love all the people who are lgbtq+ but i believe their life choices aren’t objectively conducive to the good of that person’s soul.

I’ve listened to every episode since the show has started and I’ve loved every one of them. Every Monday I know I will have some uncontrollable laughter and it makes the day better. However! Them saying McDonalds has an S rating makes me wonder if they’ve been paid or sponsored by McDonald’s! Lol They rate SO low on my list. But that aside if you would like some laughter in your life check out the show!

If you are a Christian they are pretty against it. Just be weary.

These 3 men are the funniest guys i’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing (at least online). Bob is an epic story teller. He never disappoints especially in the “Bobs Fridge” episode. Wade is the comic relief of the 3. The show would not be the same without him. The only way i can think of to describe Mark would be the funny stupid guy. His really quick witted and his comic timing is genius! I love all 3 of these guys equally! Give this show a listen. If anything you’ll get a good laugh.

Best podcast I have ever listened to. I really enjoy the joking, the laughter, and the dry humor. It’s perfect. I laugh every single time, and get motivation to do things I usually have no motivation to do. Wade is literally me in a nutshell, Bob has the humor I find best, and Mark is just nostalgic. Recommend!

The podcast is well presented, well edited, and well told. It’s not perfect, but if you want a laugh you’ll never forget give it a listen, if you can handle swearing and inappropriate jokes. I started out listening to it by myself, then I introduced it to my little brother, and then my older brother and then my sister, and then to my father- so long story short despite my family’s high standards they all seem to enjoy and approve of it. Not perfect, but pretty gosh darn close.

You all are so funny and I love all of your episodes you guys are so awesome thank you for making this podcast

Good, very very good. hmmm yes… very good

WADE GANG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO😩🔥🔥🔥🔥💯😈😈🫴💪🫵❤️‍🔥👹👹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤨😩🫴🫴💦💦NUT UP OR SHUT UP🌚🌚☄️⚡️🔥🔥💥💥😈😈💪💪

This podcast is hilarious and enjoyable, it is entertaining throughout most of the episodes. Highly recommended!

an amazing time each week

The only podcast that I actually downloaded the stupid app so I could continue to listen to the full episodes. So, I guess I’ll binge the episodes here 😊

This podcast is absolutely amazing and fun to listen to. Wade is amazing with his kooky antics and all the playing dumb. Bob, well is bob and he is amazing. Mark is a very talented person and does a great job despite his HDHD, which I also have. I thank u for this podcast.

I find the show entertaining and laugh out loud quite a bit. That being said, the sex “pervy” jokes are a bit too much and really feel like they straddle the line of being sexist/creepy. This is coming from someone who generally isn’t too bothered by that stuff.It is just is so frequent , or maybe just more frequent in the newer episodes that it becomes extremely cringey and makes it harder to listen to. It just gives me major ick, sort of incel-ey vibes. I know it’s an ongoing bit that Wade is a pervert, but its one the show could really do without. It’s very alienating in a way.

Jack and his green monster septyc eyes(septyc eyes were a myth )Would bring jokes and stupidity to it all but you guys have stupidity on point and half as many jokes Love Lixian P.S.no not marks editor I’m the son of joe Davenport from the ragged few

This podcast is a highlight of my week every Monday. It doesn’t matter how crappy my day is, if I turn on a Distractible episode it’s instantly a good hour and sometimes that’s all I need to change my entire day around. Thank you all so much for continuing to put your time and energy into making these, it means so much to those of us who need reminders to laugh.

Hehe

Noice.

Hi markiplier I am a fan my name is Chris and I watch your videos a lot and hope you are having a great time

Fridge, They are getting old, and Wade wins

You guys make my week with every new episode! ❤️❤️❤️ thank you so much! Keep up the amazing work!

Heheheheh funne funne men

Pls invite jacksepticeye to this podcast!

One of the best parts of my Monday every single week. I also love to go back and re-listen to old episodes especially if I’m having a rough day. Never fails to make me laugh! Also love the Ad breaks! Only podcast I can say that about.

I love you mark #simp

I absolutely love this podcast! These three are hilarious together. The title of the podcast is completely accurate and makes every episode completely different! I don’t super love the LONG ad breaks but I just skip through them 😬

hee hee funny

The amount of times that I’ve choked on my coffee in the morning because of the silly things wade says are countless. All 3 guys are top tier funny. been listening since peens.

hi mark

Ok some of these episodes need to come with a disclaimer to not eat while listening to this episode

Absolutely love this podcast, it’s such a good laugh break! Very funny

Honestly love listening to the podcast while I work. They always make me smile and is the best way to start my morning, they make remember some fond memories of mine it and get my thinking at times too. It’s also the only podcast I now listen to

Great podcast! But did anyone hear that in bucket list episode, baldimort said gentle lickenners (pronounceds how it’s sounds) instead of listeners.

hi mark

Episodes are kinda hit or miss. Long ads make it kinda challenging sometimes to enjoy.

Amazingly awesomely addictive and cool

This is the best podcast I’ve ever listened to, and it never gets old. I can listen to any episode any number of times and still be entertained.

Best podcast I’ve heard in a long time. Very funny

I turned around, and then I turned around and I saw Distractible… A beautiful work of art, One episode a week, And… LISTEN TO IT. FRICKING LISTEN TO IT. ITS GOOD. -Dr. Geek