If you're tired of the pixie dust and balloons when it comes to theme park discussions, you've found the right place. Here at Off The Monorails, we like to pull pack the curtain on the theme park narrative and have real-world talks about the inner workings and how those factors can impact your experience of the parks for you and your family with to provide a realistic, adult perspective. Lean on our personal experiences as we guide you through these fantasy lands. So follow along and laugh with us as we banter and discuss life as Disney dads.