Hopeless Not Truthless

Two Bravo-obsessed besties dishing the dirt and rehashing the latest episodes of The Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules!

Recent Episodes
  • The (Wedding) Ring of Liar (Below Deck Down Under, Summer House, The Valley BRAVO Recap)
    Jun 1, 2025 – 00:55:56
  • Craig Con-Artist (Below Deck Down Under, Summer House, The Valley BRAVO Recap)
    May 25, 2025 – 01:00:22
  • Freedom Dinner (Below Deck Down Under, Summer House, The Valley BRAVO Recap)
    May 17, 2025 – 00:57:30
  • Rage Against The Bravo Men (Below Deck Down Under, Summer House, The Valley BRAVO Recap)
    May 3, 2025 – 00:59:08
  • Tan Lines & Jesse Whines (Below Deck Down Under, Summer House, The Valley BRAVO Recap)
    Apr 26, 2025 – 00:53:47
  • Kyle is a Masterbaiter & We Are Both Jax Haters (RHOBH & The Valley Bravo Recaps)
    Apr 20, 2025 – 00:43:55
  • What Wouldn't Jesse Solomon Do? (Below Deck Down Under & Summer House BRAVO Recap)
    Apr 19, 2025 – 00:30:15
  • The Toe Suckin' Schmuck (RHOBH Reunion Pt.1 & Summer House BRAVO Recap)
    Apr 5, 2025 – 00:37:52
  • Nothing Vague about Craig (Below Deck Down Under & Southern Charm Bravo Recaps)
    Apr 4, 2025 – 00:36:57
  • So Much Neggie Energy (RHOBH & Summer House BRAVO Recap Chat)
    Mar 29, 2025 – 00:43:09
  • Veeners and Fried Chicken (Below Deck & Southern Charm Bravo Recaps)
    Mar 27, 2025 – 00:49:28
  • "A FEMALE" (RHOBH, Below Deck Down Under, Southern Charm, Summer House BRAVO Recap Chat)
    Mar 22, 2025 – 01:04:34
  • Paige CROCS Our World (RHOBH, Below Deck Down Under, Southern Charm, Summer House BRAVO Recap Chat)
    Mar 15, 2025 – 00:56:59
  • Two Kyles, One Throne (Southern Charm, Below Deck, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & Southern Charm Recaps)
    Mar 8, 2025 – 00:58:25
  • WeinerWORST (Below Deck, Southern Charm, RHOBH, Summer House Recap)
    Mar 1, 2025 – 01:00:06
  • Dorit Putting the Ick in Alcoholic (SC, BD RHOBH & SH Weekly Bravo Chat)
    Feb 21, 2025 – 01:04:01
  • J All Day (SC, BD, RHOBH & Summer House Weekly Bravo Chat)
    Feb 14, 2025 – 01:01:25
  • Ding Dong, It's Done. And Hopefully So Are YOU! (RHOBH & RHOSLC Weekly Bravo Chat)
    Feb 7, 2025 – 00:45:20
  • Minions, Dead Birds & Salty Words (SC, RHOBH & RHOSLC Bravo Chat)
    Feb 1, 2025 – 00:34:17
  • More Than Mims (RHOBH, RHOSLC, Southern Charm BRAVO Recap Chat)
    Jan 25, 2025 – 01:00:22
  • Chuck E Pleeeease B*tch (RHOBH, RHOSLC & SC Bravo Recap Chat)
    Jan 18, 2025 – 00:52:53
  • Soy Tímida (RHOBH, RHOSLC & Southern Charm BRAVO Recap Chat)
    Jan 11, 2025 – 01:05:30
  • B*tch Fest (Southern Charm BRAVO Recap)
    Dec 17, 2024 – 00:50:07
  • Murder She Boat (RHOBH & RHOSLC BRAVO Recap)
    Dec 14, 2024 – 01:03:39
  • The Elephant in the Room (RHOBH & RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Dec 8, 2024 – 00:57:12
  • Girl Scouting and PK Doubting (RHOSLC & RHOBH Bravo Recaps)
    Dec 1, 2024 – 00:58:36
  • The Best Comes Last (RHOC Reunion Pt. 3 and RHOSLC Bravo Recaps)
    Nov 23, 2024 – 00:49:12
  • Surreally, Kyle? (RHOBH Bravo Recap)
    Nov 23, 2024 – 00:37:38
  • Ehh...This Was a Historical Part Two (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Nov 17, 2024 – 00:39:55
  • Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Fly Coach (Below Deck & RHOSLC Recaps)
    Nov 16, 2024 – 00:33:28
  • Inspector Emily Gadget Is On The Case (RHOC Reunion Pt 1 Recap)
    Nov 10, 2024 – 00:38:28
  • The Todd-Father (Freaky Friday RHOSLC, RHONY, BD Recaps)
    Nov 9, 2024 – 00:40:44
  • Dazed and Engaged (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Nov 3, 2024 – 00:47:41
  • Etiquette Deficit (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Oct 28, 2024 – 00:39:39
  • Mind Shabusiness (Freaky Friday Weekly Recaps)
    Oct 25, 2024 – 00:48:38
  • The Asshat Named Tamrat (RHOSLC & RHOC Bravo Recaps)
    Oct 20, 2024 – 00:52:23
  • Tender Crashing & Brynn Trashing (Freaky Friday Weekly Recaps)
    Oct 18, 2024 – 00:38:05
  • NO INVITATION FOR YOU, ALEXIS BELLINO. Sincerely, Shannon Beador xo (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Oct 7, 2024 – 00:48:11
  • BronWINNING (RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Oct 6, 2024 – 00:34:59
  • Cheeseboards and Ubers (RHONY Bravo Recap)
    Oct 5, 2024 – 00:49:31
  • Tammy Sue Gets Sued (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 30, 2024 – 00:55:21
  • The One Where Ellie Thinks She’s Beyoncé  (Below Deck & RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 28, 2024 – 01:14:41
  • Caboodles of Whackadoodles (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 22, 2024 – 00:43:22
  • I’ll Be Your Villain, B*tch!  (RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 21, 2024 – 00:43:20
  • Power Tripping Oversteps (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Sep 18, 2024 – 00:49:59
  • Snubs and Kisses xox (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 15, 2024 – 00:47:45
  • Time for Gael to Set Sail (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Sep 12, 2024 – 00:53:04
  • A Picture is Worth $75,000 Words (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 8, 2024 – 00:53:42
  • Joeciopath: Lead D!ckhead (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Sep 5, 2024 – 00:59:50
  • Later Traitor (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Aug 31, 2024 – 00:54:17
Recent Reviews
  • JennDixie
    Love
    Love. They feel like my sistas.
  • 00kate1
    Listening with Friends
    Great podcast! Really feels like you’re listening to friends chat about their bravo favorite shows.
  • LPR011
    Love them!
    Very funny and enjoyable to listen to!
  • Bravo Gal111
    Love them!
    Started listening a few months ago. Love you ladies, always calms me down when I listen to you!
  • Kello645
    Love!!!
    Funny and fun to listen to. Left(?) a 5 star spotify but wanted to write review the also. Love the Joe hatred on Below Deck and hoping you cover RHOSLC so i can continue to follow along w the pod
  • Mina J M
    Spotify Does Not Allow 5 Stars
    Since Spotify wouldn’t let me review 5 stars I jumped over to Apple Podcast to review. Love their take on the bravo shows :)
  • Teezle81
    Love these ladies
    This podcast is so entertaining and I love their tales on things.
  • katey lady
    All the giggles
    These ladies never fail to make me laugh! Love the rapport. A+ Bravo hilarity.
  • Maddumz
    Great Find
    I looked into this show after my friend sent me a clip on TikTok and I’m so glad I did. I’m always looking for good Bravo show recaps and this is one of the best I’ve found. They do a great job of recapping the big scenes of the shows without delving into every single little detail, they’re funny (& a little ruthless which I love) & their genuine friendship makes it feel like you’re all friends talking about our beloved reality TV shows.
  • LucyDog29
    you SHOULD care what your listeners think
    thanks for letting your listeners know that " we literally don't care what you think". good business move. unsubscribe.
  • sshaff78
    Fabulous
    Just found this podcast! Love it! So fun.
  • Rachael G E
    Best bravo podcast!
    I started listening about a month ago and I’m obsessed! I feel like I’m listening to my best friends and love the views and the banter. I was previously listening to a popular housewives podcast that went to paid subscription and I’m soooo happy I found this one!
  • Maureen M
    Smart & Funny
    This is my favorite Bravo podcast. It’s a great listen that is smart & funny & the banter between them is hilarious.
  • chrissyhj
    Sounds like 2 women:
    Who only experience life watching reality tv sitting on their sofa-analyzing others like 2 middle school girls without a clue🍸
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