Every F'n FF

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A FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!

Recent Episodes
  • A Belated Check-In
    May 2, 2025 – 01:08:49
  • FFX-2 Episode 22: Bheddle Bots
    Oct 21, 2024 – 01:25:01
  • FFX-2 Episode 21: Stop Making Sense
    Sep 6, 2024 – 01:49:03
  • FFX-2 Episode 20: The Rin Man
    Aug 30, 2024 – 01:23:46
  • FFX-2 Episode 19: Wakka The Second
    Aug 23, 2024 – 01:40:54
  • FFX-2 Episode 18: Pyre Fest
    Aug 16, 2024 – 01:24:02
  • FFX-2 Episode 17: Get to the Gig
    Aug 9, 2024 – 01:24:51
  • FFX-2 Episode 16: Inbox Zero
    Aug 2, 2024 – 01:33:24
  • FFX-2 Episode 15: Hole Thoughts
    Jul 12, 2024 – 02:15:33
  • FFX-2 Episode 14: It's Cacti!
    May 10, 2024 – 01:57:32
  • FFX-2 Episode 13: Break Stuff
    Apr 26, 2024 – 01:43:57
  • FFX-2 Episode 12: Handy Work (w/ Eyesonbee)
    Mar 15, 2024 – 02:30:37
  • FFX-2 Episode 11: Gooner's Gauntlet (w/ Steven)
    Mar 8, 2024 – 02:21:35
  • FFX-2 Episode 10: Tobli Street Team
    Mar 1, 2024 – 01:51:29
  • FFX-2 Episode 9: Chocobo Jack
    Feb 22, 2024 – 01:54:04
  • FFX-2 Episode 8: It's Just Dirge of Cerberus Again
    Jan 26, 2024 – 01:26:23
  • FFX-2 Episode 7: Nooj Year, Nooj Me (w/ StronkChonkler)
    Jan 18, 2024 – 01:56:34
  • FFX-2 Episode 6: Dad Bod Summer (w/ BillySmilesXXL)
    Dec 22, 2023 – 02:03:33
  • FFX-2 Episode 5: Can You Dig It?
    Dec 15, 2023 – 01:49:49
  • FFX-2 Episode 4: Schrödinger's Rizz
    Nov 24, 2023 – 01:38:45
  • FFX-2 Episode 3: Moogle Time
    Nov 17, 2023 – 01:49:59
  • FFX-2 Episode 2: Sonic Fan
    Nov 10, 2023 – 01:53:31
  • FFX-2 Episode 1: Why Are P?
    Nov 3, 2023 – 02:18:29
  • FFII 10: Leg Day The Third (w/ Corey Hannigan)
    Aug 4, 2023 – 02:22:35
  • FFII 9: I'm A Mess (w/ Ceaselessly)
    Jul 28, 2023 – 02:06:05
  • FFII 8: The Sea Was Angry That Day
    Jul 14, 2023 – 01:32:25
  • FFII 7: Where You Comey From
    Jun 30, 2023 – 01:36:16
  • FFII 6: Come to Me, Flavortown (w/ Darmock)
    Jun 16, 2023 – 01:47:16
  • FFII 5: Grilling Time (w/ Eyesonbee)
    Jun 9, 2023 – 01:47:19
  • FFII 4: RNG Hell
    Jun 2, 2023 – 01:43:18
  • FFII 3: That Blue Rock
    May 19, 2023 – 01:34:12
  • FFII 2: Dread Not
    May 12, 2023 – 01:35:14
  • FFII 1: And Then There Was 2
    May 5, 2023 – 01:47:25
  • Super Mario RPG (w/ Frostwad)
    Mar 17, 2023 – 03:19:50
  • Super Mario RPG (w/ Aidan Moher)
    Mar 10, 2023 – 01:56:58
  • FFXIII 28: Finish Line (w/ Mrzwanzig & Ninnyz)
    Feb 10, 2023 – 02:19:10
  • FFXIII 27: Titan A.C.
    Feb 3, 2023 – 02:00:08
  • FFXIII 26: Essence of Etro
    Jan 27, 2023 – 01:27:47
  • FFXIII 25: It's Orphin' Time
    Jan 20, 2023 – 02:21:36
  • FFXIII 24: Now In Theaters
    Jan 6, 2023 – 01:50:28
  • FFXIII: Karl's Story Corner (Holiday Bonus)
    Dec 23, 2022 – 49:00
  • FFXIII 23: The Edenapolis 500
    Dec 16, 2022 – 01:43:46
  • FFXIII 22: Bart Nouveau (w/ Corey Hannigan)
    Dec 9, 2022 – 02:14:45
  • FFXIII 21: Pee-wee Has a Focus
    Dec 2, 2022 – 02:05:14
  • FFXIII 20: Deus Ex Chocobo
    Nov 25, 2022 – 01:58:58
  • FFXIII 19: Pwease No Steppe (w/ Steven)
    Nov 18, 2022 – 02:16:16
  • FFXIII 18: Eidolon My Wayward Son
    Nov 11, 2022 – 01:52:18
  • FFXIII 17: When It Raines It Pours
    Nov 4, 2022 – 01:50:33
  • FFXIII 16: Calamity Circus
    Oct 28, 2022 – 02:03:28
  • FFXIII 15: Space Pope, Space Oboes
    Oct 21, 2022 – 01:56:48
Recent Reviews
  • thanks for the cold food
    This is the “Final” Fantasy podcast
    As a fan of the series and a nobody. It’s refreshing to hear the undeniable love for the series. The friendship between the host is apparent and create a natural humor. Karl sounds like Michael Cera so that’s a plus and always has a Simpsons joke in chamber. Curtis has his booming laughter and a gift for covering the small details. Alex’s insight as a first time adds an interesting perspective for the listener as well as his care in editing. Love these guys even if I have no chance of being on the pod. I enjoy every episode they release and find myself laughing in the middle of lawn work. As a fellow musician it’s great they add in little sections about the music. This should be much bigger then it is.
  • ZidaneFromEastTexas
    Stellar Pod
    Sorry for ruining the 69 ratings.
  • Mathew Prime
    The perfect podcast actually. Fight me IRL
    So if somebody were to come up with the perfect platonic mixture of index analysis, years, long friendship, wonderful chemistry, and off the wall goof assery it would be this show. In fact, if these guys didn’t exist, we would have to invent them. Also, apparently, there is no sun in Elden Ring and Snow Villers is canonically, 7 feet tall. 🙏❤️🧐
  • Becccoid
    Excellent book club podcast!
    I love final fantasy and with rebirth coming out soon, I’ve been feeling really nostalgic. I found my ffvii file on the switch about 40 hours in and didn’t feel like replaying the disc one content. Listening to this podcast has helped refresh me with the story and learn lots of new things too about how other people play the game. Thank you to the hosts for a great recap and fun listen!
  • DavidLeonReyes
    Still no FFVIII
    🌭
  • Rdpc2
    Xenogears
    Sewers is two floors.
  • sae244115
    Great show
    I recently discovered this show and am on the last episode of FFVII. It’s a fantastic show. The hosts are entertaining and provide (mostly) correct details about the games. The episodes are long but in a good way. Highly recommend if you’re into discussions about 25 year old video games!
  • stacker772
    If you have any self respect…
    This is a Final Fantasy podcast. If you like Final Fantasy and don’t listen to this podcast, it’s time to figure out why you hate yourself. This trio (+1 sometimes) is fantastic and keeps me laughing the entire time I’m listening. It’s a whole lot like hanging out with friends, talking about FF as we would, years ago. What’s more, they’re great people. If you are also a great people, you should start listening. For real. Download now.
  • Chiefoanther832
    Love it!
    Love this podcast, the hosts are a lot of fun and great to relive my childhood!
  • Mi1kshakes
    The Best Final Fantasy discussion podcast in the galaxy.
    Do you enjoy Final Fantasy. Do you enjoy friends. Do you enjoy great comical discussions on the Finals of Fantasy. Do you enjoy being financially stable while having loving friends around you. You can have all this and more if you give this podcast a try!
  • Johnny (Ninz)
    Can't get enough of the Fantasy
    Alex, Curtis and Karl are three dear friends and this is one of the podcasts that keept me happy and well during the pandemic
  • BlearyEyed__
    Your final stop for Final Fantasy
    Karl, Alex, and Curtis recount every Final Fantasy game in great depth while providing laughs, trivia, and the occasional cry of “NOMURA!!!!!”
  • Billyjoeebs
    🛠🔴✊👷‍♀️👨‍🌾🧑‍🏭
    My… no OUR favorite podcast
  • Steth427
    Theodor’s Dad
    Thanks for giving my son the proper send off. Can’t wait for the next season.
  • Dredore
    Mentioned Mean Bean Machine 11/10
    It’s also about FF. That part is good too.
  • Hey_Wilk
    This show rules
    I’ve looked high and low for a final fantasy let’s play in podcast form that goes deep while still being fun to listen to about each game in the Final Fantasy series and ladies and gentlemen this is that show. As someone who’s come to the Final Fantasy series relatively later than most folks it’s been really fun to play Final Fantasy VII and then listen to each episode. Highly recommended 5 star show!
  • Teetot
    I Really Wanted to Like This…
    I am a huge Final Fantasy fan, so I had high hopes for this podcast. Unfortunately, it is not for me. Several things about this podcast turned me off: 1. I am not a fan of guest episodes, but I can tolerate them if done well. This podcast uses guests quite a bit, and sometimes more than one at a time. This results in three to four people talking over and interrupting each other for over an hour, which I find more irritating than entertaining. 2. The hosts and guests say the word “like” as a filler word every…few…seconds. “And I was like,” “And he was like,” “So, like,” “The game is like,” “like,” “like,” “like.” If you took a drink every time someone said “like” you’d be dead of alcohol poisoning within the first fifteen minutes of the episode. I’m not exaggerating. 3. The hosts and guests constantly veer off topic, to the point where I found myself fast forwarding through a lot. In a similar vein, they run jokes into the ground. If one host or guest makes a joke, the podcast is now off topic for several minutes because every host and guest has to add on to it. If the original joke was funny, it’s not anymore because they’ve beaten it to death. 4. Sometimes the hosts and guests fail to do their research ahead of recording, which leads to them stating incorrect information about the game they are talking about. I hate to leave a poor review because it’s clear that a lot of love has gone into this podcast. However, for the above reasons, I don’t enjoy it much. I think the hosts have produced this podcast with their enjoyment in mind more so than the enjoyment of potential listeners. As an alternative, I highly recommend Retrograde Amnesia.
  • sweetmatter
    *fanfare*
    I legitimately feel like I’m hanging out with these guys every week I listen. Love these dudes so much!!!
  • ATCHUALLY
    I Hate them
    And yet, I love them. The... duality of... Man
  • Frequentpanic
    Living vicariously
    I love y’all. You make me laugh while I’m at work and I don’t even have to have played the game to imagine what is happening in it. Also quality sound production. Thanks for making this podcast and doing the play through homework on stream for everyone! It’s definitely like a book club for EVERY EFFIN FF GAME. Keep it up homies!
  • Dan Park
    FFX was a blast. In-depth discussions and dissection of FF.
    3 games in and the three of them have truly found their stride. They have made seasons for a classic, a masterpiece, and the first game, and each host brings fun, engaging conversations and explorations of their personal feelings regarding the games as a whole. I have been blessed to go on this journey with friends old and new, thanks to this podcast and their discord. For me, this podcast and the community that has been built from it has been a bastion for me, especially during the pandemic. Looking forward to FFIV. NOW would be a good time to start listening. Good stuff to come.
  • mikec726
    Great podcast for FF fans!
    Fantastic production, great chemistry between the hosts, and very enjoyable to listen to.
  • Ofmiceandkyle
    I love the book club style walkthrough!
    It’s November 25th 2020 currently listening to ffvii:4 I absolutely love the style of the podcast! But please for the love of god Aerith please lol
  • FirstEncounterChris
    Great walkthrough of the Final Fantasy series
    More than any other podcast, I would point to this one for those of you interested in the Final Fantasy stories, but don't have time to play themselves. The hosts are great and play off each other really well, editing and quality is top notch and you can tell how much they're enjoying both the games as well as the podcast. Can't recommend enough!
  • Shirleycakes
    You’re all wrong, it’s Aerich
    This is such a good podcast for many reasons - as a longtime fan of the Final Fantasy series the idea of a "book club" style re-play of every game in the series is super appealing to me, but the hosts are so DANG FUN. Their chemistry is super tasty, and the production work by Alex with sound effects and music adds to what could be (but never is) just some dry video game conversation. They never linger on stuff that's pointless, they ask good questions about unexplained story content, the humor is super inclusive and the non-spoilery nature of it makes the show even better because I have active investment in hearing said producer (who hasn't played through the games) have reactions to events as they unfold. Also much love to any podcast who promotes solidarity for sworkers. You the real ones.
  • biotic_bash
    highly recommend for FF fanatics!
    It’s been 24 hours since I decided to give this podcast a try, and I’m already on episode 7. The chemistry between the hosts is amazing, and it’s easy to tell that they’re just a bunch of wonderful dudes who really love them some good ol’ FF (and the Simpsons, and Alien Ant Farm, etc 😂) keep up the good work! Also, Mako smells like that old 90’s Nickelodeon gak.
  • Sarah Frosty
    It’s Obviously Aewith Gainsbowough
    Aren’t you guys even Logged On to the Internet?! thanks for playing, narrating, and explaining Final Fantasy so well! I can finally catch up to my internet friends 15 years ago who were lovin FF and I couldn’t participate in the conversation! consider me a True Gamer now.
  • ManicPixieStepdad
    Good boys
    Man I don’t even care that much about FF games or any JRPGs for that matter but I keep on coming back for the hosts.
  • Cennus
    Aeris
    Grew up with Aeris. Don’t care that it’s a mistranslation. It’s my head canon now.
  • YHShVH
    The true name
    Guys clearly it’s Aireis.. you know, because clearly I was dyslexic as a child and added extra letter into her name too. Guess I’m closer to the Aeris bandwagon.
  • SexyRandalThePharoahWizard
    The F’n stands for a profanity word
    I do not play video games because they are expensive and they distract me from my school work. I thought I played Donkey Kong once but in actuality a man in a gorilla suit threw a brick at my head while at a Shakira concert. When I attempted to give this internet radio program a zero star review Russian hackers changed it to 5 stars. I have emailed Steven Jobs several times to remedy this issue but he has yet to contact me back. If this continues I will be forced to have the police arrest the Apple company of computers. Also, one of the hosts of this podcast once came to my house and broke my toilet.
  • BigManFanelli
    Great F’n Podcast
    Where else can you get great f’n commentary on every f’n FF? Press F to subscribe to Every F’n FF and press F to pay respects to Aerith. Yes. AERITH. With a lisp.
  • Jedihouse1348
    It’s Aerith
    This podcast is great, now put some respect on her name. (Not you Karl)
  • Cr33pyUncle
    Turn Based Conversation
    To be fair, I have only played two Final Fantasy games in my life and in one I had to carry a chalice the entire time while everyone else had fun. So I don’t know the games but I do know about fantasy, and I have fantasized about Karl a lot. So I’m kind of the expert. Have my stars and my listens. -Dave
  • Karl Germ
    Unbiased rating
    Hello my name is Mr Snrub. And I come from uh....some place far away! yes, that’ll do. Anyway I say we invest all 5 star ratings back into the Mako Reactors!
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