Recent Episodes
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304 - Don't Call it a Comeback
Jun 3, 2025 – 58:59 -
303 - All I Need Is A Miracle
May 7, 2025 – 56:23 -
302 - Here Comes a Special Droid
Apr 24, 2025 – 01:03:23 -
301 - A Special Pinch
Apr 10, 2025 – 57:46 -
300 - Slut Plate Summer
Mar 26, 2025 – 59:53 -
299 - Pardon My French, But Jax Pavan is an Asshole
Mar 12, 2025 – 01:06:14 -
298 - Rostu on the Smuggle Bus
Feb 26, 2025 – 57:24 -
297 - Rokko's Modern Light
Feb 12, 2025 – 01:17:12 -
296 - Rostu to the Rescue
Jan 30, 2025 – 01:09:32 -
295 - The Den Dhur Bender
Jan 16, 2025 – 01:11:07 -
294 - Smoggy Bottom Boys
Jan 4, 2025 – 01:09:32 -
293 - Fatal Alliance Wrapup
Nov 27, 2024 – 01:18:53 -
292 - Avoid the Amnioid
Nov 14, 2024 – 01:08:08 -
291 - It's a Sebbadonomenon
Oct 30, 2024 – 59:07 -
290 - Sith Lightning Crashes
Oct 18, 2024 – 01:05:07 -
289 - Ula Vii en Rose
Oct 3, 2024 – 01:06:18 -
288 - Dao and the Art of Shuttlecraft Maintenance
Sep 23, 2024 – 57:38 -
286 - What's The Buzz Satele Me What's A Happenin'
Sep 7, 2024 – 55:01 -
287 - Hex Based Space Combat
Sep 7, 2024 – 50:20 -
285 - The Mojo Dojo Encaasa Bareesh
Aug 9, 2024 – 59:59 -
284 - Shigar, We're Going Down Swinging
Jul 17, 2024 – 54:53 -
283 - Hex on the Breach
Jul 3, 2024 – 46:27 -
282 - Holy Stryver
Jun 21, 2024 – 01:17:47 -
281 - Rancor Ridin' Dirty
Jun 6, 2024 – 01:10:07 -
280 = The Toxic Moxla Avenger
Jun 6, 2024 – 01:03:25 -
279 - Cinzia Been Gone!
May 9, 2024 – 01:12:17 -
278 - Shadows Rising Wrapup
Apr 11, 2024 – 01:11:35 -
277 - Bwon with the Wind
Mar 29, 2024 – 01:03:58 -
276 - Nick at Nite Reference
Mar 16, 2024 – 57:29 -
275 - Anduin Jereks It For Stress Relief
Feb 29, 2024 – 01:04:13 -
274 - That Girl is Poison
Feb 18, 2024 – 58:17 -
273 - History Would Prove Them To Be Roommates
Feb 11, 2024 – 01:10:01 -
272 - A Loa Down Dirty Shame
Jan 18, 2024 – 01:02:48 -
Expounded Universe 271 - Press F to Torture Human Dad
Jan 3, 2024 – 01:11:10 -
270 - Right Click to Torture Orc Mom
Dec 21, 2023 – 57:56 -
269 - Zekhan A Mission From God
Dec 6, 2023 – 01:05:11 -
268 - The Flame War of the Trolls
Nov 22, 2023 – 57:34 -
267 - Where Was Anduin When the Westfall Fell?
Nov 9, 2023 – 01:00:08 -
266 - Rogue Planet Wrapup
Oct 26, 2023 – 01:23:22 -
265 - That Can't Be Right
Oct 20, 2023 – 57:39 -
264 - Anakin and the Amazing Technicolor Sekot
Oct 11, 2023 – 01:03:22 -
263 - Wiping at Magister's Terrace
Oct 7, 2023 – 01:05:07 -
Episode 262 - Tarkin Back Sunday
Sep 26, 2023 – 59:32 -
261 - Crashing the Ke Party
Sep 25, 2023 – 59:49 -
260 - Great Balls on Fire
Aug 30, 2023 – 57:52 -
259 - Jabitha Hutt
Aug 24, 2023 – 01:03:07 -
258 - Balls on Parade
Aug 16, 2023 – 01:06:46 -
257 - Rogue Planet
Aug 10, 2023 – 01:05:22 -
256 - Zonama be Startin' Somethin'
Aug 2, 2023 – 58:47 -
Episode 255 - Anakin's Got Crabs
Jul 19, 2023 – 01:03:02
Recent Reviews
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LordbifflesJon sent meSuch a good podcast. Thanks Jef and Jon for giving me the funnies and the chuckles.
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SarikvasterExactly what I need in a book reviewI only read a few of the expanded universe books as a kid, and this is definitely a good source to decide if I want to read any of them now. (While mostly the answer is “no”, they did make me interested in some of the stories in Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina) It’s a great overview of the plots of the books along with the classic Jeff and John roasting of the material.
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Sailor Goon♥Hork up them dangle hams, kids!It's a rare treat when a poorly written novel can become the highlight of my day. System Mastery skillfully retells the story of rather unfortunate Star Wars EU books and, God, they're really, really funny. Just like, "I-hate-myself-for-listening-to-this-while-I'm-driving-because-I'm-choking-on-my-spit-oh-god-send-help" funny. Their nerdy storm trooper voice should be recorded and placed in a museum for future generations to hear. If you're not sure about listening, DO IT. The fact that you're a nerd interested enough in Star Wars expanded universe lore means you will appreciate this podcast.
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SomeDougMore fun than a pack of deathsticks.Thanks to Jef and Jon, I can laugh my way through the expanded universe ex-cannon without having to pick up a book!
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EvergreenWingsCannot. Stop. Laughing.Jon and Jef are masters of comedy. That it's nerd comedy only makes it even more Perfect. MAKE EXPOUNDED UNIVERSE SHIRTS
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FlockprintsLovely information and hostsI read a lot of EU books as a kid. Listening to this podcast not only reminds me of all the ridiculous things I was reading as a 9 year old, but keeps me entertained the entire time. Informational and funny? Nothing better. Thanks for providing this service to us, ya'll! I appreciate you!!
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N.EhlersFive severed hands upI have always wanted to listen to funny folk tear into the disaster that is the Star Wars EU. Definitely worth a listen to anyone that can laugh at goofy old genre fiction.
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KnarfensteinSystem Masters FTWThe System Masters Jef and Jon seem to enjoy making this content, a refreshing break from reviewing role playing game systems I suppose. They are just having fun and it makes it fun to listen to. Thank you System Masters for uncovering the deepest darkest secrets of a universe expounded in ways that it never should of been. Xizor compels you to give it a listen.
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IzzyryuFor fans and non-fans alike!A hilarious deep dive into parts of the Star Wars saga that some fans would prefer to forget. If you are one of those fans, you will love listening to these guys share your pain. If, like me, you've never heard the names Dash Rendar or Prince Xisor in your life, you'll love how deep and how crazy this rabbit hole goes.
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Dr WorldburnFor the love of the force.This podcast has bothered to enhance my knowledge of the expanded universe of Star Wars in a fun and entertaining way. I like it enough to spend time out of my day to write a review. What more do you want?! Blood? Well you'll have to earn it! Come at me you fiend! Just listen to an episode and enjoy.
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Greasy ChunklesWho gave the dog a crossbow and two bachelor's degrees?Have you ever wondered just how terrible the Star Wars EU is, but were too afraid to ask? Now, you don't have to!
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elan sleazebagganoI'm Elan SleazebagganoAfter going home and rethinking my life I have decided that this podcast is better than death sticks.
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Richard KLLaugh Your Karking Butt OffThis is my favorite book review podcast. Period. The guys lovingly tear old, terrible Star Wars novels to shreds, piece by piece in hilarious detail. Star Wars is a ridiculous beast of a universe that I love, and these guys celebrate it in all its nonsensical glory. This consistently jumps to the top of my listening queue whenever I see a new episode come up.
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