The Rizzuto Show

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From pop culture, sports, current events and celebrities to just bustin' balls, Rizz and the gang chop it up and dish it daily on the Rizzuto Show... Trying to save the world one podcast at a time!

Recent Episodes
  • 100% Dookie For Everyone?
    Jun 3, 2025 – 02:35:13
  • Crap On Extra: Taylor Swift Bought All The Masters and Lainey Wilson Has A Bunch Of Britches.
    Jun 3, 2025 – 00:44:27
  • The Toe Harmonica
    Jun 2, 2025 – 02:38:29
  • Crap On Extra: Review On Linkin Park and Happy Gilmore 2 Trailer Dropped!
    Jun 2, 2025 – 00:20:58
  • Snow Wieners Built Kelly Manno’s House
    May 30, 2025 – 02:52:35
  • Crap On Extra: Mustaine Makes Claims Against Metallica and We Say Our Goodbye To Michael Sumler
    May 30, 2025 – 00:32:31
  • Nuggets Should Only Be Of Chicken Descent
    May 29, 2025 – 02:40:15
  • Crap On Extra: Kid Rock To Open New Restaurant and Smokey Countersued!
    May 29, 2025 – 00:23:04
  • The Lady Of The Ditch
    May 28, 2025 – 02:40:30
  • Crap On Extra: Best and Worst Tom Cruise Movies plus Vince Gill Has One Challenge
    May 28, 2025 – 00:22:15
  • I Wouldn’t Wanna Catch Redhead
    May 27, 2025 – 02:41:25
  • Crap On Extra: Britney Spears Still Smokin and RIP Phil Robertson!
    May 27, 2025 – 00:27:58
  • He’s Been Boofin’ Carrots
    May 23, 2025 – 02:42:21
  • Crap On Extra: Best Action Movie Franchises and Diddy Fooled Around With The Kid Cudi
    May 23, 2025 – 00:34:27
  • The Horse Head Fairy Was Here
    May 22, 2025 – 02:39:27
  • Crap On Extra: Uncle Alex Van Halen Needs Some Cred and Nerds Save Money Now To Build The USS Enterprise Tomorrow.
    May 22, 2025 – 00:36:20
  • I Don’t See A Time Limit Sign Old Man
    May 21, 2025 – 02:35:54
  • Crap On Extra: RIP George Wendt and Goldberg Kicks Her Whoopieees!
    May 21, 2025 – 00:31:25
  • Give Me That Yum Yum Sauce
    May 20, 2025 – 02:48:45
  • Crap On Extra: Jim Morrison's Missing Head Found and Jessica Simpson Is Back!
    May 20, 2025 – 00:48:09
  • And Then It Comes With Onions!
    May 19, 2025 – 02:46:39
  • Crap On Extra: Alan Jackson To Retire While Foo Fighters' Retire Drummer
    May 19, 2025 – 00:30:56
  • The Chicken Hand Vision
    May 16, 2025 – 02:44:41
  • Crap On Extra: Comedian Greg Warren's New Special Out Today and Sofia Needs A Man With Money.
    May 16, 2025 – 00:20:19
  • Lern Gets Chlamydia
    May 15, 2025 – 02:43:22
  • Crap On Extra: Nicolas Cage Is NFL Legend John Madden plus Willie sings Faithfully
    May 15, 2025 – 00:36:00
  • Moon Pie Bit Me Yesterday
    May 14, 2025 – 02:49:06
  • Crap On Extra: Happy Gilmore Star Passed Away
    May 14, 2025 – 00:42:43
  • Steve-O Is A Little Bummed On The Anteater
    May 13, 2025 – 02:42:30
  • Crap On Extra: Combing Through Diddy's Case Is Shocking and New Madonna film in works.
    May 13, 2025 – 00:40:19
  • Crotch Is Universal
    May 12, 2025 – 02:44:20
  • Crap On Extra: Yacht Rocker Daryl Hall Not Happy and Swift In Court?
    May 12, 2025 – 00:25:18
  • Yakov Smirnoff Exposes The Formula!
    May 9, 2025 – 02:42:21
  • Crap On Extra: Most Inspirational Moms In Movies and Rad Gift Given To Matt Pinfield!
    May 9, 2025 – 00:15:21
  • Lord Stanley Hubbard Get In Here
    May 8, 2025 – 02:43:41
  • Crap On Extra: 3 Doors Down Reveals Battle & Jackie Chan Still Going Strong!
    May 8, 2025 – 00:18:26
  • You Guys Are Stormtroopers
    May 7, 2025 – 02:44:49
  • Crap On Extra: 30 Best Movies to Watch on Mother's Day & Is Led Zeppelin A Cover Band?
    May 7, 2025 – 00:29:43
  • Straight Up Goofy’s Ass
    May 6, 2025 – 02:37:01
  • Crap On Extra: Country Legend's Real Name and DLR Concert Excitement!
    May 6, 2025 – 00:27:00
  • It's More A Ding Than A Dong
    May 5, 2025 – 02:32:33
  • Crap On Extra: David Lee Roth In Tight Leather and Primus New Single
    May 5, 2025 – 00:32:55
  • Kevin Nealon In A Barrel Of Monkeys
    May 2, 2025 – 01:45:40
  • Goodnight Benjamin Franklin
    May 1, 2025 – 02:51:44
  • Crap On Extra: 15 Best Dog Movies and Toxicity Is Down
    May 1, 2025 – 00:26:57
  • #2 Show | Are We Just Gonna Forget About Long Ti++ies?
    Apr 30, 2025 – 00:54:37
  • Okey Dokey Golly Parton Daddy King Scott
    Apr 30, 2025 – 02:41:24
  • Crap On Extra: Mother's Day Playlist & A Mustache Arrives On Landman
    Apr 30, 2025 – 00:26:58
  • Sniff The Rafe!
    Apr 29, 2025 – 02:29:38
  • Crap On Extra: Did Diddy Open Your Omen?
    Apr 29, 2025 – 00:35:16
Recent Reviews
  • loricrow
    Love show but….
    Thank god rizz is back I absolutely love the show but hate how moon talks over everyone and has to relate to everything. It’s called the rizz show lol
  • Mav5212
    Moon is neutral
    Rizz is the boss. Rafe is the best need an update from taco John Conner. Lern is lern. King Scott has some good songs. Need more match up with moon. Need a 2025 lern vs king Scott edition rafe picks the questions. And need more clownvis!
  • BusyWitTheJizzy
    Happy Birthday Rizz
    Squad keeps my Nips hard every morning
  • K S Blue
    Better than ever
    The show is goddamn better than ever now and I will fight anyone who disagrees! I mean, I won’t. That would be absurd. But dear god, you have got to be out of your ever-loving mind if you don’t love Rafe and Lern. They’re brilliant and hilarious and I can’t get enough of them! Obviously I miss Jeff — who doesn’t? But dear god, can you imagine if Jeff were here with the new cast as well? Transcendent. Still, what it is is outstanding. 5/5 stars for daaaamn sure. Team Rizz since 2017!
  • The one and only Rizzler
    Professional Yappers
    Yall yap about a whole lot of nothing💀 I thought yall speaking Yappanese
  • butbsx
    A must listen!
    I started listening around when race and lyrn joined in, this show is fun and entertaining.
  • cal7brady
    Not the same
    I tried to keep riding with rizzuto but even with Rafe coming and bringing alot, Rizzuto is gone to playing it safe got rid of all the funny stuff like drive by whoring Lern is too much and king scott always trying to make a corny joke on everything Just cant do it anymore
  • OOOOODEADMAN
    Moon
    Moon is a apple snob
  • Lili hot tub
    King Scott's corny
    I love this show and listen to it daily , Rafe is my favorite hes hilarious and not corny and PC like king Scott ... I don't think he's a good fit for the show a bit too much of a bible thumper ... Rizz and rafe make the show - Lern and moon are ok still listen daily ...
  • Ryang232
    Rizzvangelist Here
    I attend 5 days a week, but if i oversleep or just need more, thank heavens for the podcast! Of course, no one can fill brother Burton’s shoes ☝️ But i dig the helloutta the new kids. Tony laughed at me when i told him the show needed female perspective- they were getting too singleminded. Hmm. Guess who’s laughing now 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • NotSw1ft_1
    Best Morning show I have ever heard
    I love listening to the Rizz show every morning when I can. Honestly, after Jeff died and Patrico got caught doing some stuff, I really deeply thought that this would be the end of the Rizz show. But boy was I wrong. Lern and Rafe have been better than I could’ve imagined, and have really brought the life back to the show. Thank you Rizz,Moon,Lern,and Rafe for always making me laugh in the morning. RIP to Jeff, and I hope that Patrico is still doing good.
  • Tim from St. Charles
    Best Show Ever!
    I have been listening to this morning show since it started and it’s the best on radio hands-down. They blow Howard Stern away and I look forward to their show every single day. If I miss any parts of the show, I always listen to the podcast to pick up what I missed. They are always there when I need a pick me up and to make me giggle and laugh. Please give them a listen as I know they will do the same for you.
  • rice.alx
    King Scott is the worst
    I’d rather have an ice-pick jammed in both of my ears than listen to any more of King Scott. The show has really fallen off the rails over the last year and has become is a hollow shell of what it once was.
  • Obnoxious Goth
    Best radio show on the air
    Been following this show since I had my first car at age 16. Started out with the old show and have only grown to love the show more with the new cast! These guys crack me up, and Ive seen them at so many events! Including the event at Big St. Charles where I purchased my first cruiser. Don't know where my mornings would be without these guys! Long live the Rizzuto show!
  • Cweston7
    Love it
    Love being able to listen to the full show whenever I any. The chemistry is always top notch between you guys.
  • Weirdo Thomas
    Echo chamber
    I used to enjoy the show, because whether through interns, guests, or the regular cast members, there always seemed to be enough diversity of opinion to keep things interesting and balanced. Over the last few years however, and especially since the passing of the great man that was Jeff Burton, the show has become an echo chamber for whatever the loudest voice has to say. Whether it’s Rizz or Patrico, the episodes all run together and all of the segments seem incredibly worn out. There is a noticeable absence of any unique opinion and the bits are stale.
  • mitzy boteg
    Now that’s entertainment
    These guys cover it all. The banter is funny, witty, and relatable. No matter what personality type you are, you will identify with one of the hosts. Great listen!
  • MymaHoff
    Love it!!
    I've listen live everyday, for an hour a day, on my drive from Waterloo to Chesterfield - but now I can listen to the Podcast on my way home too! Love it! You guys are the best!
  • Akramedog25
    3 out of 5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing!
    Awesome show, these guys are great!
  • pricir
    Favorite Podcast
    Love these guys, especially Jeff Burton. Keep doing what you do. 3/5 stars.
  • .hearmeout
    Almost perfect
    Rizz and the guys are amazing. The show is like a part of my life. The only thing that could be better is Patrico. Every episode he is absent from is perfect. No yelling, interrupting, sound effects rather than speaking. It’s almost like he’s constantly trying to take over the show and its the only thing that will have me turn it off. I love that all the guys are different but his ignorance seems to bring the show down a notch.
  • Pit's Woman
    Games are the BEST!
    Press Your Luck Take 5 Just the 2 of Us Butthurt Real or Fake Craigs List Freak of the Week Can John Sing (or Pronounce) It Absolutely LOVE this show. I listen to the podcast every day. Makes me laugh out loud to myself repeatedly. Rizz is funny even when grumpy. His laugh is the best. He falls out of his chair he laughs so hard sometimes. Patrico makes the BEST sound effects when telling a story. He is the most relatable. Patrico is the unsung hero for the SUPER FUN games he invents every week. Jeff has hysterical one liners. His quick wit is unbeatable. His timing is impeccable! Moon and King Scott….well…they’re different. lol Perfect morning show. I couldn’t wake up without it!!!
  • Rob.steele
    Amazing show!!!
    Best morning radio show there is!!
  • gettttbetter
    Best show on the radio
    Funniest radio show and podcast I’ve ever listened to. Been a diehard fan and Rizzvangelist from the beginning. I’ve never missed a show/podcast and have heard most two or more times at least outside the rewinds of the classics.
  • Grantward27
    Highly recommend
    5 out of 5.1
  • Ggjfjdfhckcuxbs
    Great show
    3/5 stars
  • Sadrhinoforever84
    Moons a snooze and annoying
    Show will be 5 stars all day long as soon as the show gets rid of Moon. He brings nothing important to the show and grinds the show to a halt whenever he believes the listeners care to hear any of his thoughts or stories about his boring quips of his past career in music. He has to remind everyone that he was in a band and he knows all about the music industry. Ha!
  • AkWbulkhaul
    Rizz show
    3 out of 5 stars best show ever, wouldn’t change a thing.
  • CoOkies 4 CReam
    Great Show
    Really Good show and podcast I love the Friday Fails and Craigslist freak of the week only downfall is sometimes they talk about the same news over and over
  • rodogo1989
    Great listen
    This is the best show ever would not change a thing. 4 out 5 stars.lol
  • AbR4$&
    My favorite podcast!!
    When you find yourself laughing out loud in your car all by yourself you know you’ve found the right podcast! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
  • Peys_daddy08
    Best show on the radio 3 out of 5 stars
    These guys are awesome and will make your mornings better.
  • Justin Muench
    Flawless
    Wouldn’t change a thing. 3 out of 5 stars
  • uncle b 1226
    Uncle Brian’s const.
    The clapper was a bar in shelbyville. Not shelbina.
  • mmmooonnneeyy
    Honest criticism
    I could write about how awesome the show is but I am leaving this honest review hoping you guys make a few changes. No one wants to talk to Chris about the blues so often it’s becoming a crutch for the show on a weekly basis. The game you play where Patrico makes weird noises and sounds and you have to guess the song is horrible. Same goes with the backward rewinded song game. Less Patrico all together would be best he always has to get the last word. 3 out of 5 stars
  • Cjfd
    Gets me through long shifts.
    I set my Bluetooth tooth up in my patrol car and listen to one episode after another the entire shift. It’s really nice to get a good laugh, or play along with the games while working. I would recommend to anyone. 3 stars.
  • crazystarwarsfanboy
    Love the rizz show!
    Brian Scott. Horror movie fanboy on Twitter here to say love the show. Great comedy. Rizz barking orders. Moon lengthy responses. Patrico butthurt. Jeff always cool as cucumber. Then there’s king Scott lol. I love the goo man. Love you guys. I listen everyday
  • WFSU
    My go to podcast
    I love this podcast. I get the news without the unnecessary politic bias either direction. The guys have good chemistry and the different categories keep my interest! I love being a weirdo
  • Vernivore
    Best Morning Show Ever!!
    This show is so fantastically done it blows my mind!! Best morning show ever!! 3 out of 5 stars! Love you guys!!
  • TWH x2
    Listen every day from far away
    The. Best. Ever. Nuff said 😊
  • Kurrline
    Everyday listener
    Cannot get enough of the Rizz Show guys! I listen to every minute of every podcast and love every second of it. Who needs a tv anymore?!
  • nivag399
    Perfect show
    Absolutely nothing wrong with this show. Great time slot and wonderful content. 3 out of 5 stars.
  • Guutrhhfssdfh
    Always Entertaining
    Started listening to the Rizz Show yeahs ago (yeahs ago). The guys are always entertaining, even King Scott. One of the best shows out there, 3/5 stars!
  • Jkuhn64
    Best podcast
    Listen to the show everyday, amazing content and great chemistry between everyone. Highly recommended. 3 out of 5 stars.
  • Thole_4
    Lots of laughs
    Bring the Rizz show with me everywhere I travel for work as well as listening when I’m home. No matter what, everything stops for Friday Fail Stories regardless where I’m at. That and sexy time fun facts crack me up and leave me looking like an idiot laughing to myself as I walk. Lots of great stuff. 3 out of 5 stars.
  • Stllyons
    Best morning show by far
    Been a listener since the old show with woody and the show continues to improve. I listen to every single podcast and can’t think of any complaints. 3 out 5 stars
  • stlfinest1269
    Amazing show.
    It’s just like hanging out withthe boys Monday-Friday from 6-10am. 3 out of 5 stars lol.
  • ryans phone636
    Woah
    This is a radio show edited into a podcast
  • Stephanie Farrah
    Best Morning Show / Podcast
    Seriously, everyone should be listening to The Rizz Show! At first I thought it was just for guys but it definitely has a little something for everyone! I started listening on and off in 2016 and have been listening every day for the past three years. I love how relatable the guys are, the endless laughs, and the cool relationship there is between the guys and the fans. Rizz Show listener for life and future weirdo!🤞🏻
  • Meredith0715
    Best show EVER
    This show is so entertaining!! I love it and all the guys on here!! Great chemistry!! They make me laugh every day!!
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