So many LOL moments, I was texting friends Brendan's quotes. Can't wait to watch Brennans special.

Feb 6 something burning episode 15mins in and already 3 ad breaks. They’re cut into the conversation. Mid sentence. Haven’t completed the first thought yet. Wild.

WHO STILL LISTENS TO THIS GARBAGE?!! This is complete trash, if you like bert you need to quit drinking and get a life

Ive never found someone more relatable to me with such a different life. it feels good to know im not alone

The vulnerability; the honesty; and on top of that, (and most importantly) the laughs. 😂There are many whiplash opportunities to dismiss Bert (if you are the kind of guy/gal to take a word or phrase out of context). However, if you are are a comedy fan with an empathetic heart and soul, then you have found sacred ground. Ugh. There I go again with my feelings…

I like Tom, but Bert’s podcast is better than 2 bears. Change my mind :-|

Bert can be funny, but he is reaaallllyyyy into himself and it gets old. He’s also super into his daughter, Isla. I believe there’s a second daughter, but I have no idea what her name is bc he talks about Isla so much. Sorry “other daughter!!”

I love that Bert is always a fan

I have listened to every episode since the beginning and I have always pulled for bert. Unfortunately as time has gone on and his success has grown, his ego has gotten so big that the effort, interest, and time spent on the quality of the podcast has dropped off drastically. What bert always has is great friends and aggressive marketing. Friends that I believe his success is entirely dependent upon. I wish him the best, but I fear all good things must come to an end.

As a mom of a toddler boy, you can’t help but have a place in your heart for Bert. I’m mostly giving this review to petition to have the “trash Tuesday” gals on somethings burnin. Please and thank you. Kisses to Leeann !!!

Jackie the joke maker! Thank gentlemen for all the stories. Otto & George, Stern . All the stories you shared. Robin Williams…. Thank you for all the laughs. Xo

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Bert’s a great guy and his podcast is 5/5 stars. These haters giving him 1 stars are losers who aren’t going to amount to anything and if they do, they have 0 personality and no one that truly love them. Bert keep up the great work and keep being an awesome person.

I love this podcast so much! My favorite are the somethings burning. One thing that I could do without are the eating noises... sometimes it sounds like a Tim and Eric skit

Bert and Ernie? Sorry Mark (Ernie)- I love you with Sam (Bert)?!? This Bert already has a Tom. Did everyone start swinging??? I feel like y’all are cheating on your “partners”! Lol

Bert, quit trying to hang with Boring Segura. Tom’s only “happy” when he’s insulting you. Mark Norman is actually likable, and down to go for fun ideas.

The most insecure person, just name dropping and belching. Like listening to hogs feed

Great podcast but you should get Matty Matheson on something’s burning!!!

Put your shirt back on, get a new story and just be funny. Of all the Rogan bunch Burt is by far the least funny, tried listening but he’s no Tom.

Bert was great on the It Doesn't Matter Patreon podcast. Really funny

GREAT one, fellas! Thank you to Brandon for sharing his story❤️

Dave Attell is the best

Practically the worst . Almost.

Dude… you know dip kills the people addicted to it right?

You make taking molly sound like you did a tour at Treblinka. Publish the episode you con artist! It’s not a question of you having self respect; you do not. You can’t buy your peers respect so you buy their silence, leaving you free from critique. The Guy Fieri of comedy: Burnz Kryzler

I also identify as in shape. But leave it to a FSU graduate to say tattoo wrong. Lol

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Enjoy the real conversations! Funny and entertaining

BERT STOP chewing like a pig into the microphone. It is truly disgusting to hear you smack your lips and breathe like you just ran a marathon while eating.

I tried to enjoy Something’s burning, but the finger licking is too much. Literally makes me nauseated.

I’m a huge fan of the podcast! Your one of my favorite comics and make me die laughing. I bought Tom Seguras book and I’d love for you to sign it at the Huntsville show!! Keep it up man!!

Huge fan but listening to Bert chew and slurp in the episodes is absolutely disgusting. The high pitched laugh squeak talk is enough to make me skip ahead or turn it off entirely. I really, really wish he could tone that down and talk normally. He’s funny without that ridiculous, annoying chatter.

Love this fresh, humbling look at life of a comic and the industry. Great stories, lots of laughs, great guests. Keep it up!

Love this and love all the YMH pods especially 2bears1cave! Just to let you know , you spelled Adam Sandler’s name the recent episode “Sander” lol stupid typo just saying cause I thought you’d get a little kick out of it. Love ya machine !

Something’s burning is the best. Love you and your family Brent

I love this podcast and it’s a great listen but I tried listening to the episode with Nimesh Patel and immediately had to turn it off. You might be the worst eater I’ve ever heard. I love this show but please never think that chewing directly into a mic is fine to stay in an episode

I find you funny but every story the guest tries to tell you interrupt with something about yourself, which listeners of any podcast you have or been on have already heard, and then you almost get back to their story then interrupt again and then finally get back to their story. The point of having guests is to interview not talk about yourself. And if I hear you tell someone about the machine again I’m going to drive into a tree on purpose. Or the same story about Georgia when you yelled at her and Leanne said you were wrong, you’ve told the same things too many times I try to listen but you need to help yourself here.

Bert is the best! Funny and thoughtful. Great interviews

One of my favorite podcasts! Enjoying every new podcast

Funniest guy in comedy.

I love Fortune. She’s awesome.

PodCon Is a dumb idea lol love em all

Bert is a fat manlet who refuses to grow as a person. The only thing he likes more than racism is himself. His crash is going to be epic to watch. Also you should talk Gary Gulman into drinking himself to death. That poor bastard needs to rest and give up on life and just take a long rest. Also i feel bad for your daughters who will be starring in BLACKED.com videos because they had a dad who failed them. Bert enjoy the glucose health issues you man child.

Free entertainment but very unrelatable. My brain is messed up but dang this guys got a sad LA brain

Bert is simply the best

I just cannot listen to people chewing food into the mic. I would rather be deaf. Sorry Burnt

This would be a great pod cast if you would allow your guests to finish their story. You are constantly interrupting and talking about yourself which makes each episode hard to follow and beyond frustrating to listen to. I was excited to listen to Ryan Sickler because he is a fantastic story teller but you wouldn’t let him finish any of his stories. This is a terrible pod cast. Don’t waste your time! Check out the Honey Due pod cast instead.

Amazing show been listening for a long time ! Just on a side note my fiancé and I named our dog after you we love you! Bert Bert Bert !

Loved the Last episode with your daughter and wife on the pod. They must be on here a lot more or the three of you should start another branch of podcast “The Family Machine” pod! Take this review seriously!

We need more episodes with Georgia!! The episode with Whitney, Georgia, her friends and LeAnn was AWESOME!!