News AF - The Internet's Best News Stories that are Actual Factual News

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Each week, Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson get together to discuss all that is weird in the world on NewsAF, where no story is off-limits and no topic is off-topic. The guys take articles from listeners, debate the legitimacy of them, discuss the implications if the story is indeed true, and frequently engage with the live audience.

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  • Myyri
    Keep it up!
    Such a fun listen! Love your takes on crazy news stories!
  • Red Mom 1971
    My favorite podcast
    This is my new favorite podcast. Love the humor.
  • Tron Jelly
    It’s so funny
    Love this show. It gives great conversation starters with my coworkers. I’m also hoping to retire soon off my Fartcoin investment I made after hearing about it from Rob. Thanks guys!
  • Erin Ruckman
    Love it!
    Discovered RHAP due to Survivor. So glad I found the rest of the RHAP world as well!
  • First Name KRISTOFF
    Fast food. Fat voice. Fashion with Tyson.
    Has been the best podcast on the internet about the internet since podcasts became available on the internet.
  • ICUNER
    Kids Ruin Everything!
    Absolutely hysterical! Ladies, please take over the post cast again sometime and perhaps consider all six of you doing a Mega-NewsAF broadcast!
  • ZoocraZy
    Can’t miss
    I’ve been a listener since the beginning and this is my only can’t miss podcast. I love the dynamic between the guys and the humor. The stories are always fun and interesting.
  • Devine Ms D
    Pure Wit - Still the best
    These guys can take the most mundane things in life so hysterical that find myself laughing at their odd the cuff comments long after the show had ended.I could watch (or listen to) this trio watch paint dry, and I am sure they would entertain me.
  • GenaTheJollyGreenGiant
    Six Star Podcast in a Five Star World
    This is the first podcast that I ever listened to many years ago, and I still love it to this day. Rob, Tyson and Danny are always quick with the jokes, and they are extremely informative when it comes to the most entertaining, actual-factual news stories of the week. This is top notch, high quality comedy news reporting. If that’s not what you’re looking for then just stay for the Bolt Hole song because that alone will brighten up your day. I know you’re gonna like it.
  • JamWrat
    Love It
    Always brightens my day. The three of them together are always hilarious!
  • Yara248
    My favorite news channel
    The mix of all 3 personalities from Rob, Tyson and Danny keeps me laughing all the way through. It really is the chemistry between all 3 of them that makes this gold, whenever one of them is missing the podcast is just off. They balance each other so well!! Hope they never stop! I think I have listened to almost every episode ever.
  • RoseMiller98765
    Rob 👎🏾
    This is cause Rob cares way too much about pleasing his progressive audience, and talks crap about anyone who doesn’t follow the popular narrative. Danny is super funny though.
  • Lannkat
    My Favorite Podcast
    Thanks for your podcast of humor each week. I relax listening to your old podcasts most nights and I am one of those that happily fall asleep listening to your soothing voices.
  • DeeDee146
    So fun
    The type of news we need from the best podcast hosts around.
  • Tubby Billy Bob
    One of my favorite podcasts
    These guys are hilarious! I look forward to the new episodes each week. Great source for the essential news stories of the week. Keep up the great work!
  • OzPerson
    Still fun
    Been listening awhile and still always fun. Y’all crack me up!
  • M.Stooksbury
    Excellent Diversion
    I spend a lot of my time being angry at people who keep birds as pets. They can fly. How can anyone justify denying a creature one of the coolest abilities on earth? Bird owners should be forced to spend their lives being robbed of one of their senses as punishment. If I don’t slap a bird owner today, it will be because this podcast is really entertaining and it put me in a better mood.
  • Millennial Mike
    Great podcast… but
    It’s a great podcast but Tyson stopped commenting on Dave Ramsey’s Facebook posts and that really pisses me off.
  • Bronxbombers 24
    Why This Podcast Is Awesome
    Three words: DANNY FREAKING BRYSON!!!!
  • Pineapple458
    Entertaining Good Job
    Thanks for being the best podcast around. Everyone should listen to you all then they would automatically raise their news IQ, ya know???!!! Yay!!!
  • Swag Gear VIP
    Wives AF⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Loved Wives AF! Super fun!!
  • Nolan Lantz
    Best Weekly Random News Stories
    Love tuning in every week, and even going back to listen to some I have missed. I'm here for Tyson's funny one-liners as well...or multiple-liners. xD
  • Low power guy
    Awesome!!!
    ^
  • ZbakalBan
    Best News Source Out There
    Rob Danny and Tyson bring levity that’s not going to be found in other news sources News AF is so amazing I find myself listening to old ones I have not yet discovered and find myself laughing and enjoying the podcast no matter what.
  • weeziefog
    I’m lost with you but I would be more lost without you
    Title says it all
  • curlyfyed
    Great pod
    During the Big Brother season I don’t have time to listen to my daily news podcasts. Thank god I have News AF to keep me informed. Really though, I love that this podcast sounds like three friends just hanging out and telling inside jokes. I finally asked the Facebook group recently what the sloth terrarium was. Thanks for the pod, It’s a nice break from the world.
  • Beaverlord
    Adventure AF
    Hop on the S.S. NewsAFy McNewsAF-Face and join the News AF crew. From Area 51 to The Galactic Salt Mines, every episode is an adventure, and Rob, Tyson, and Danny (AKA Vascular D) will be your guides. You may be scared at first but there’s no need to worry, because Captain Rob Cesternino charts the course and keeps everything ship shape. He’s a poker player. He’s the world's top pickleball influencer. He’s a nature expert. He’s a marraige bootcamp all-star. Professor Tyson Apostol will lead the way with both his courage and his wisdom. And then there’s the man of many nicknames, Sir Danny Bryson. The eye-in-the-sky keeps lookout for the crew, finding the pucks of news everyone needs to hear. The best part of every adventure is when Mr. Skeeter guides you into his Bolthole. So put on your quadrasaurus pants, pack your kranch, and leave your mini horse at home, because News AF will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.
  • KitKat824
    The ONLY Way I Want My News!!
    During quarantine, podcasts (especially RHAP) became my favorite past time. However I only listened to Survivor coverage... that is until I listened to News AF. I now look forward to the new episode every week, and overjoyed when I listen to it. This summer I am scanning files at my dad’s law office - and for the three hours every I am there each morning, I listen to old News AF. I laugh at the witty banter this panel provides, and am sad when each episode ends. Now every time I see an add for Quibi I think of this podcast. When I pass by a Chuck E Cheese, I yell PASQUALLY’S! I want to see Tyson marry a couple on Zoom, and if you have not listen to this truly wonderful podcast yet I suggest you do!
  • Kenobi610
    Feel good news
    If you have been looking for a new podcast to listen to, congratulations, you have just found the best thing since pickleball. Tyson, Rob, and Danny have the ability to put a positive spin on anything and make us laugh, and that is exactly what the world needs right now. I look forward to NewsAF every week, keep up the great work. You did it guys.
  • levi love3
    Factual News
    I decided to stop watching CNN or FOX & nominate news AF for my information station. Three certified beauties, three beautiful perspectives... what else could someone need? #naturewithtyson
  • Ezperturbed
    Mmhmm
    Rob says mmhmm 700 times
  • Hot Soup Taster
    👍👍
    An incredible way to keep informed on all the world’s happenings. Rob is the glue that holds it all together, with his Cronkitesque handling of all the topics of the day, whether it be the latest airline happenings or the latest updates on “Cats.” Tyson is the coolest dude on the face of the earth. If he has an opinion on something, everyone should strongly consider adopting his view. He is the best in the biz. Danny reminds me of that one guy from “Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.” Greatest podcast in the galaxy.
  • Robert thr Cat
    It’s the FRIENDS of podcasting.
    It’s basically an audio version of NBC’s hit television show Friends. The guy originally from Utah and the guy that played Survivor with Boston Rob back in the day are basically Ross and Rachel! The other guy is totally a Gunther! He’s GREAT!! FIVE STARS!!
  • Christian Esparza
    The Truth
    Too handsome.
  • Tmac420
    Holy F
    Are these guys this good at podcasting? I think so but Im not sure, I’m high AF. LMK! XOXO
  • Laurakate1988
    But seriously
    I wanted to take a moment and leave you a serious review. NewsAF has really helped bring some lighthearted laughter into my life during this stressful, uncertain time. I have listened to every episode available on Apple podcasts in the last month. It’s not always easy to see the impact we make in other people‘s lives so I wanted to take a moment and let you know that your work has impacted mine!
  • rachgelt
    Big Fan
    I found this podcast through RHAP, looked up Danny on google and realized he’s from my boyfriend’s fave YouTube channel! Now we are both fans of News AF and Mediocre Amateur! Just got him MA merch for his birthday. We always wonder why MA doesn’t have more subscribers it is amazing! And so is this podcast because it makes me laugh out loud all the time. Also go Tyson season 40!
  • John Grotenhuis
    100 miles from nowhere
    Because of this podcast there are 50 more people watching Danny’s 100 miles from nowhere. Hopefully there is a season 2!
  • Mackflava
    Totally entertaining
    Great show, Helping me tremendously during this pandemic, I enjoy being “in the know” for random news. But it’s all very relevant and I look forward to new episodes. This also helped ignite the recent mega rebirth of the Monk tv series..
  • dqwertuolmbxs#cvvf bhgbu
    Give Danny a break
    Danny needs a break!!!!!
  • Wasatch Tommy
    Give Danny a raise
    Danny is all the podcast. Big brain time
  • Brit572
    Give Danny a Break
    Monk is a good, fun show! Especially as it gets later in the series. Give Danny a break 😉 But truly, thanks for the entertainment guys! You did it!!
  • Kobe Xin
    PickleBall Influencers at WAR
    This ones for Tyson: Saw Chris Underwood playing Pickle Ball.....Thoughts?
  • Bradley Charles Dickworth
    Unreal
    More delicious than the cruise ship hot soup bar.
  • ttylerwilson
    6 out of 5 stars.
    If NEWS AF were an emoji, it would be an eggplant. We did It guys.
  • Hmholla
    Best Podcast on Planet Earth
    Best source for all things Goop, Galactic Salt Mines, Fast food Twitter wars, and Mountain Dew news. Rob Tyson and Vascular D keep the masses informed.
  • Critty J. Jones
    Quarentine and Chill AF
    This is a great podcast to ride out this quarentine period. Rob has had years of practice at the quarentine game for years, only emerging from his hidy hole for certain live events. Danny kicked his violent soup bar addiction just in time to dodge a huge bullet. And Tyson is very close to getting his dream of the Airlines finally getting their comeupence. So if you got a good case of the corona blues, don't lick a toilet seat. Just toon it weekly to these guys. We will get through this AF. 5 eggplant emojis out of 5.
  • Ghsfghbxs
    News Af - Always FUBAR News
    The irony of this show is what makes it bearable. You have this Danny guy who I think is LDS and yet goes by the name vascular D and talks about his blowhole. You have Tyson who isnt LDS but claims to be an Apostle and then there is Boston Rob from survivor but he lives in California. There is no better way to pass your time riding on a greyhound bus than grabbing yourself a bowl of hot soup bar clam chowder a side of Kranch and listening to some News AF. This is basically r/nottheonion in podcast form. We did it guys
  • rad_elephant
    Entertaining Listen
    Look forward to this podcast every week. Definitely binge-worthy content.
  • Neither Old Nor Young Joe
    Seriously addicted
    Honestly changed my life. Friend told me to check it out a few months back. Thought the concept was a little strange at first, but gave it a go. Now I’m seriously addicted. Has helped me get through some really tough times. Best part is, you can literally put it on anything. God I love Kranch.
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